Love and hate are two sides of the same coin. The honeymoon and divorce court are two sides of the same coin. The examples are countless in politics and in love. One minute Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead are lovebirds making a beautiful baby girl and the next minute they are emailing each other calling each other Satan. One minute Virgie Arthur and her daughter Anna Nicole Smith are hugging and kissing and going to get their nails done and the next minute Anna Nicole Smith is spitting venom at her mother Virgie Arthur calling her “Mommy Dearest”. It’s like players in the NHL on the same team one day and on opposing teams the next day beating each other’s brains out.

First the United States is supporting Saddam Hussein in his eight year war against Iran and then the U.S. is lynching Saddam Hussein. First the U.S. is supporting Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda and the Taliban in their fight against the Soviet Union and then the U.S. is ousting the Taliban in Kabul. The good thing about these wars is that American children are becoming much better at geography. When Bill Clinton took a shot at Osama bin Laden in Aghanistan only 1% of American children knew where Afghanistan was. Now every American family has a relative or a friend fighting there. Who would have believed on the day that Japan bombed Pearl Harbor that only 65 years later the U.S., Britain, Japan and Germany would be allies? The United States of America is more fickle than Anna Nicole Smith. The leaders of the world know now that the most dangerous thing that you can do is to ally yourself with the United States. Just ask Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden and Judge Larry Seidlin.

For ,000 Judge Larry Seidlin will both marry and divorce you in the first company of its kind. The love hate coin seems to flip constantly as if pulled by its own gravitational force. Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t the mission of the United States and their ally Pakistan to defeat the Taliban and their ally Al Qaeda in Afghanistan? Three days ago, Monday February 26, 2007, U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney visited the President of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan General Pervez Musharraf in Islamabad Pakistan. The next day, two days ago, Tuesday February 27, 2007 Dick Cheney was at the NATO U.S. Bagram Air Base in Afghanistan when a Taliban suicide bomber attacked Dick Cheney by blowing himself up at the second gate after being allowed through by the Afghan soldiers guarding the first gate. The Taliban suicide bomber who has been named by the Taliban killed 23 people including an American soldier but missed Dick Cheney. Am I the only person who thinks it’s ironic that the alcoholic president of the United States George Bush appointed U.S. Col. Tom Collins as the NATO spokesman in Afghanistan?

It now turns out that after Dick Cheney and General Pervez Musharraf spent the day Monday discussing how to defeat the Taliban in Pakistan and Afghanistan President Musharraf gave Vice President Dick Cheney a farewell kiss of Judas. Things have been getting weird lately. Both the Christians and Muslims are awaiting the return of their savior Jesus Christ to bring them world peace and all of a sudden James Cameron of Titanic fame discovers the casket of Jesus Christ and his wife Mary Magdalene and their son Judah. Does this count as a second coming? For the answer to that question please email the infallible Pontiff at benny (at) evangel.va.

It seems that George Bush was not told that Pakistan and the Taliban and Al Qaeda are all Muslim people. The Muslims are now hoping to conquer the world for Allah. They hate the Christians and they hate the Hindus in neighboring India. This week Pakistan signed an alliance with the Taliban and Al Qaeda. President Pervez Musharraf and the most ferocious Taliban leader, the one legged Mullah Dadullah signed the alliance at a meeting in Islamabad, Pakistan this week. Pakistan wants to defeat the American puppet Afghanistan Governement in Kabul of Hamid Karzai because Hamid Karzai is leaning more towards India. The United States recently agreed to build five nuclear reactors to produce nuclear bombs for Hindu India.

In the meantime Russia and China have agreed to back Iran just as they helped tiny North Vietnam defeat the United States in the 1960’s. Russia and Iran own half the world’s oil and just formed a gas OPEC. Russia is building the nuclear reactor for Iran in Bushehr Iran just to rub it in the face of George Bush. Russia just delivered 1 billion dollars of advanced surface to air missiles to Iran. Russia and China consider the Middle East to be their backyard. Iran has 500 hundred thousand soldiers, Russia has 5 million and China has 20 million soldiers. The United States military is stretched so thin now that they would be unable to fend off an attack from the Bahamas. Last week Russian President Vladimir Putin vowed to attack the new U.S. NATO missiles in the Czech Republic and Poland in a repeat of the Cuban missile crisis.

It is now obvious that the United States in their quest for the Middle East oil in Iraq and Iran cannot win it by using their soldiers and conventional warfare. This is why their Democratic and Republican leaders keep saying that when they imminenetly attack Iran “all options are on the table”. This menas that Dick Cheney and George Bush and John McCain and Hillary Clinton have decided to launch an all out war against Iran and Islam and Mullah Dadullah using nuclear, chemical and biological weapons of mass destruction. The NATO and American Generals know that this will lead to MAD, mutually assured destruction and the extinction of life on earth. They know that Dick Cheney has gone insane. This is why even though they knew that there was a suicide bomb threat against Bagram Air Force Base, they invited Dick Cheney to spend the night, forgot to mention the threat to the local police sherrif and allowed the bomber past the first gate. It was a military coup attempt by the Pentagon still seething from the replacement of the two top U.S. Generals in Iraq for stating publicly that a surge in Iraq would fail. The big question now, other than who is the real father of the daughter of Anna Nicole Smith is are the American Generals attempting a coup committing treason or is Dick Cheney committing treason by leading the American people like lambs to the slaughter?