November 11, 2006 Segment...COMEDYrealLIFEhellHOUSEcomedyREALlifeHELLhouse
Truly mixed up comedy: In my exodus from Alabama's hellish summers and the
abuse of the regime in power, I happened upon a place called Mill Valley
California one time. I rented an efficiency apartment that was part of a
house. I discovered many things about the wealthy of California, and
wealth is a mixed blessing as I feel more camaraderie and acceptance in the
neighboring Hispanic working class neighborhoods. I live in the garage.
That is all I can afford, and no one wants to hire me after being terminated
from the FDIC, for not dropping my EEOC complaint, which was never heard, and
for my surviving an attack by FDIC and NTEU money laundering associates who had
killed a regional FDIC director, and then labeled it suicide.
On with the story.
Scene: I arrive at the Mill Valley House in my pickup truck. Sheriff Jack
Tillman is in the bed of the pickup. He is a Mobile Alabama Sheriff I had
terminated from his job for stealing 0,000 of inmate food funds, and for
allowing people to die in his jail, and for taking my gun permit on
cause after being attacked by FDIC and NTEU money laundering murderous
It did not matter to them that I was almost killed. I was punished by the
illegal regime. So now, in this comedy, I take Jack "Snatch" with me.
Scene: I, Kurt Brown, lead Sheriff Snatch to the pool pump room of the
house. Saint Ram Bone my alter ego takes charge. Saint Ram Bone is my alter ego.
He is a young playful spirit with a love for air pistols and pellet rifles.
He will encounter the landlady who Kurt refers to as Dr. Hell, and who Saint Ram
Bone refers to as Granny Hell.
Saint Ram Bone to Sheriff Snatch: "Snatch, I have been waitin fer you"
"Get in the possum hooch and put those leg bracelets on." "It is hot out
here now, so don't make me sweat".
Scene: Sheriff Snatch puts on a leg bracelet, a chain with a pad lock as Saint
Ram Bone points the air rifle at Snatch's eyeball.
Saint Ram Bone: "There is em possums out here at night in the pool pump house
Snatch" "I want you to entertain kind now, and don't take none of their food
pellets". "You here me boy?!"
Sheriff Snatch: "Oh come on Kurt, I mean Saint Ram Bone". "I have to eat
Saint Ram Bone: "There is some poke salad that grows over there in the garden
and snails, es-car-got." "You be a respectful possum and eat that food." "You stole
inmate food funds and see nothing wrong with it". "Don't you bother em
possums out here at night! Boy!" "We gotta law against molesting the wild
life roun this har fish pond".
Scene: Sheriff Snatch walks as far as he can on the chain and pulls up some
foliage and starts to munch on it.
Saint Ram Bone: "Snatch, what you doin boy?!" "Tit ain't dinner time till the
possums come home" "You get up on that perch and swing from that tree like
a possum so as you don't scare em."
Scene: Snatch starts to kick around in the dirt and Saint pushes the pellet
rifle to Snatch's ass and fires.
Saint Ram Bone: "Told you boy!" "Those possums don't want no belly aching
Snatch makin a fuss". "Now swing that tree branch thar in front of that
jailhouse measurement board and look professional".
Scene: Snatch scurries up the pool pump shed and starts to swing slightly as a
tiny speck of blood comes from his bare bottom. Pic link of
Jack Snatch hanging upside down at poolpump house dressed
in same clothes he was arrested in.
Scene: The landlady who owns the place comes out to hear what the gun fire is.
She is elderly, around 85, and resembles the woman from the movie, "Throw Momma
From The Train".
Landlady Dr. Sonya Hell: "What the hell is all that racket out here Saint Bone?"
"Thought I heard you shootin that pistola again" "You didn't shoot my
possums did ya?"
Saint Ram Bone: "No Granny Hell, I ain't shot nothin but this har varmint eating
the possum food in the shed." "I named him Jack Snatch and he
looks like that Alabama Sheriff who is a thief I told you bout"
Landlady Dr. Sonya Hell: "OK Saint Bone" "I have to go give some lectures to my
psychology students over at Berkeley". "You watch the place till I get
back, and don't be shooting my possums". "When I get back we will talk about
you Saint Bone and
Kurt and your relationship with him, OK?"
Saint Ram Bone: "Ok Granny Hell, I will be waiting and I will make sure that
Kurt is here"
Sheriff Snatch: "Hey lady, help me".
Landlady Dr. Sonya Hell: "Shut up you whacky varmint and stay out of those
possum pellets" "You, You...ah hell, I gotta go, it's hot as hell out
Saint Ram Bone: "I got this one cornered Granny Hell, bye now"
Scene: Landlady leaves, and Saint Ram Bone puts on his birthday suit and swims
around. Pic link of Saint Ram Bone swinging out in
front of the rental rooms at the whacky hacienda of Mill Valley and its now
odd resident possum, Jack Snatch.
Saint Ram Bone to Sheriff Snatch: "Snatch, I want you to tell me Whip or Will
You Will Be Deal, just like in
our video we made on our trip around California
(Link to article with video)."
Sheriff Snatch: "Whip or will you will be deal!" "Whip or will you will be
deal!" "Whip or will you will be deal!"
Scene: Saint Ram Bone frolicks and plays doing belly flops and twisty turns and
breast strokes. While the music plays on the CD.
"N'awlins Big Easy
Bud Hole. (Link to article with with link to mp3 song)
Scene: Kurt pokes his head around the corner from the bottom of the house.
(Pic of Kurt looking around corner from his room in the
garage in the Hell of a House of Dr. Sonya Hell.)
Kurt to Viewing Audience: "Stay tuned. Tomorrow I bring in Sueet Carol,
also known as Sue Carol, who was the ARD or assistant regional director of FDIC
in 2000 in San Francisco. Her boss, George Masa, had me terminated for
asking all the wrong questions. He was likely a mob boss replacement for
the dead regional director labeled suicide." "Sueet Carol told me on
4-28-2000, drop the EEOC complaint and you can keep your job. I told her no and
I was terminated that day. I regret having served the USA military and
encourage young men to travel the world on their own ticket and to avoid the
treachery of USA government". "Sueet Carol told me after I filed my EEOC
complaint and someone told me they were going to have me terminated for having
physical trouble with an assignment beyond the job descriptions requirements,
"It looks you have dug yourself a hole you can not get out of". Yes, I dug
my hole. I trusted the USA governments. Now, I trust myself and
encourage young men to become soldiers for the humane, either in family and
community syndicates or in foreign armies. Beware of those who conscript
you. Beware of the holes I dig for myself. I eat in those holes and
feed on those who throw me into them, Sueet."