Poor old George fell off the wagon again this Christmas.
He went missing for six days at his ranch where he was uncontactable and out of control.
Laura had to send for her mother.
Cheney's clean-up squad went down and locked him up for 24 hours before ordering him back to the White House.
This same clean-up squad are said to have been responsible for the car accident, last year,in which the leaker of the tapping information to the New York Times was killed.