I was the first candidate for public office in the U.S. to advocate the legal execution of George W. Bush for treason and war crimes. I was also the first candidate to attack Bush's pal Bill Gates as part of my campaign - and I did it in Bill Gates' backyard.
Now I'm running for the office of Mayor of Seattle, and I'm once again gunning for Bush and Gates. In addition, I may be the only candidate who's using my campaign to support Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, at least some of whose socialist policies I admire very much. (Holding corporations accountable is my kind of socialism!)
Unfortunately, I cannot afford to pay the filing fee this time around, and the filing date is just ten days away. Please visit my temporary campaign headquarters at www.rep5.org/mayor/ and consider supporting me.
I'm actually doing most of my initial campaigning outside Seattle, because, contrary to popular belief, Seattle doesn't have a political pulse. The city is ruled by apathy and corruption, and I'm hoping to inject a little energy by garnering some outside support.