The president general should cash in now and pardon later. The benefactors will probably make fat political donations in the future.

Such as life, presidential politics concerns sex, war, money, property, taxes, espionage, poverty, and generaly too many subjects for Bush to think clearly about while swatting terrorist flies like army chaplains who happen to speak the language of the Koran. Religion, historicaly the most challenging political problem, is poised to destroy the world or lead us closer to globalism. Surely god will not vote for a man who reiterated and reconfirmed the crusades.

Who takes this seriously? Israel is considering becoming a nuclear free zone. This means they want to drop their gun, (highly unlikely), or they want to detonate what they have. If Kerry continues to take my advice, like not showing up at the convention, a major shift in Israel's relationship with the world is due.

The sexual dynamic of the Kerry-Edwards ticket stacks well against the impish Bush, and the Kruschev with glasses look of Dick Cheney, and is intentionaly white. If it is assumed that most voters of color will be inspired to vote against the GOP because of oppression rather than a sexual fantasy, this should translate to votes for the democratic John-John ticket. Please send any pornography you might have that includes these gentlemen to Larry Flynt for responsible publication before the election so that their backgrounds can be properly judged especially in the areas of previous positions and length of service.

On the war issue, Kerry has indicated he wants to "fight the war" on terrorism in a different way which could be a good thing and I have a list of voter demands. Bush continues to lose the war in Persia although he is making off with a lot of booty. Diplomacy of any kind, other than beligerant demands, has not been used so far by the Bush administration, and could be helpful if Kerry wins.

Money and the economy mean different things to different demographics. It is hard not to please all of the people most of the time when it comes to these things but leaders of nations usually get it wrong. On one end of the wealth spectrum, Bush cannot even spread enough money on Wall Street to be taken seriously as he plundered the US Treasury and the world's natural resources including uranium and nuclear "waste". Every type of matter can serve a usefull purpose. At the other end, a low number of claims for unemployment insurance still indicate what it should. That is fewer workers working in order to qualify for the claims.

Bush's assertion that an annual federal surplus was criminal theft while campaigning in 2000 represents a kind of voter insanity if the public doesn't recognize the unprecedented greed and abuse of power the Bush administration has used to rob the world and recreate defecit spending. Bush still plans to win the election by promising to keep us safe and lowering taxes. How original.

Poverty will never be as big an issue as energy, a type of property that is integral to modern economies and has a value that is dependent on the price of converting oil and gas into electricity in the most efficient and practical method. This phenomenon creates false ideas like the failure of nuclear power plants to be a profitable venture. Electricity, like gasoline, is still very inexpensive in the US, and alternative energy industries have to sell their valuable commodities for low, unfair prices based on the spoils of war.

In my lifetime, most of what a GOP president does is kept secret due to national security reasons. After almost four years of blunders, Bush has proved himself to be equally competent, but not as lucky as Maxwel Smart. Bush has also had the advantage of more fascinating gadgetry at his command than agent 86.

In the coming months I am expecting polls to indicate that voters are crawling on their stomachs backwards toward the Kerry side while remaining vigilant.

Kerry's terminology and that of the media are still confusing when it comes to terrorism. Statements like "Terrorists won't determine the outcome of the election, the American people will" indicate zero population growth. Those who walk upright on two legs are terrorists. However Kerry is a quick learner and can speak the dialect of the simple minded when needed. The senator also has the savy to know that it is easy not to say the wrong thing to the mass media when they aren't paying much attention to you.

As Bush becomes less popular with the herd, it has long been expected that the nation will be attacked by saboteurs. Ironically, this kind of thing prompts an automatic mass media response that Bush and the GOP are doing a great job protecting us from evil. It will also become critical for the conservative dynasty's assumed destiny that people like Saddam Hussein, and Jean Baptist Aristide, be eliminated lest they testify concerning the many crimes of the GOP.

I will not publish my own petition of demands today for the candidate John Kerry because of what seems to be increasing popularity earned by the merits of his supporters, the democratic party, and himself with the intent not to obstruct such progress. I have plenty of time to petition his party later about realistic issues including proposed solutions. If I scare the herd they will split and run toward one of the political camps.

THIS IS A WAR according to the GOP. Wars can be considered won as objectives are acheived. The objectives and their long term result will always be shaped and flavored for the masses of busy voters trying to survive them and record them into history. Considering the isolation between the dishonest, the responsible, the apathetic, and the ignorant, a global perspective of having won the WAR ON TERROR can be envisioned even if percieved differently by different groups of participants. No one got left out in the WAR ON TERROR, even if you were just hanging around having a good time.

Kerry will get my vote for president but I WILL SAY WHEN WOT IS OVER.

mispelled words count double.

by Albert Kada