FRED HANSON is supposed to be serving a life sentence because he cannot have a public trial and KEENE, HAS AMNESIA. If he is not dead he can testify. If he is dead BUSH murdered him. Every one else lied because they did not correct the OBLIVION BOMB.

As usual Bush is in two fake locations depending on what channel you are watching.

His attorney was looking for him too after 911 and she claims she was helping to operate the government from a secret location and I had my clean white underwear on at the time and was looking for a pair of welding goggles. Then right before the MORON DECLARED WAR ON TERRORISM a tornado ripped through HOUSTON and when some one tried to set off the EBS it was turned off for the MORON.

The EBS was turned of right after DAN RATHER ACTIVATED IT on 911.

When Bush landed on the AIRCRAFT CARRIER he said mission accomplished because he had the booty in hand.

FRED HANSON WILL TESTIFY or BRING IT ON JACK. DROP THE BIG ONE RIGHT HERE ON MY EXACT GEOGRAPHIC LOCATION AS SOON AS THE EXIT POLLS INDICATE THAT ONE PERSON VOTED FOR BUSH.

GIVE IT TO ME IN A TIME MACHINE THAT WILL ASSURE THAT EVERY VOTER BECOMES IMMATERIAL BEFORE THEY GET TO THE POLLS UNLESS THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH AN EXIT POLL BEFORE THEY VOTE.

EXIT POLLS ARE AT THE AIRPORT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THE EXPECTED IMPACT CRATER ZONE. CAST YOUR VOTE WHEN YOU SHOW YOUR PASSPORT AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY.

I AM GONNA WARM UP MY TIME MACHINE AND ELECT HARRY TRUMAN FASTER THAN DONALD TRUMP CAN FIRE A CASINO ACCOUNTANT.

MY LOCATION IS THE LOCATION, HERD THE COWBOY THIS WAY AND BANG.

THE EXACT LOCATION OF GEORGE W BUSH DOT COM IS NOW THE MOST VALUABLE MINESHAFT IN THE WORLD. BUNKER BUSTERS NOW NOW NOW.

THE NEXT SHOW SHOWED THE NEW YORK TIMES PICTURE OF HANGING LIVESTOCK THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE PEOPLE. THOSE LOOK LIKE BURNT GOATS.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG.
Stolen from the the CLONED ON THE SABBATH edition of the frequently unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy