Apparantly, another mother has killed her own children. Was she under the influence of antidepressant drugs? ANDREA YATES was. She killed 5 of her own before feeling the remorse. This is the expected result of taking these drugs. It also enhances a voter's desire to kill others with self-government.

GERALDO RIVERO sat on ground zero with a retired general as he called for the senseless attack. Live pictures have shown that it is daytime in Iraq.

CHINESE ACTIVISTS are expected to be island hopping at a time of their own choosing.

CHINESE RECOUNTS are almost always an automatic win for the people. There are many ways to influence voters.

Geraldo is also expected to specualate on a fake kidnapping.

A MESSAGE FROM MARS has been intercepted on the interplanetary newswire. I hope to have it transcribed by tommorrow. It doesn't look like good news. The original audio recording will not be posted due to irrelevance. Intergalactic certified translators are being contacted for information verification and priority level codes.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG.
Stolen from the the DATELINE FLIP FLOP edition of the frequently unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy