Fox news channel's newswire used quotation marks around the word "nuclear deterent" indicating it was a direct quote and then directly distorted the story to indicate that the DPRK is devoloping an atom bomb. This problem is the result of the fear and cowardice that ran amock through the ranks of the Bush administration today as relentlessly senile voters with MAD COW DISEASE continue to protest the cloning of Ronald Reagan, who might actually be dead, and innocent civilians were killed as a result of the carnage inflicted upon the world by the half witted Bush and his sidekick the Dick. So far, the DPRK'S BRAVE LEADER has prevented the Bush cartel from nuclear bombing his country. Kim's Korean to english translator, is superior to Bush's english to english translator. (in reality, the Korean penisula is a part of the world that acutally needs nuclear power plants).

Due to the massive intelligence failures that have plagued the Bush cartel for the last 3 and one half years, they are unaware that weapons of mass destruction more powerful than atom bombs, are currently being developed worldwide, by the largest terrorist network ever devised, and was invented by Winston Churchill after he was killed in the first surprise attack on London by the Japanese, which set off a chain reaction of events, leading to the mysterious disappearance of Albert Einstein.

THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF he said as he was relocated.

The defense department's race to clone Ronald Reagan was exposed today on Fox News channel when the department admitted paying for stem cell research that is currently prohibited in the United States.

After Winston Churchill was killed several times, and relocated, the news finally hit Americans on the head and we hunted down Ivan the Terrible who was erased from history by a dishonest actors union who went to hell and invented Hitler and sent him back as a secret weapon who subsequently disappeared.

A previously unknown link up to Al Qaeda apologized today for the mass transit accident that happened when Emily Lattela, dead media commentator, thought that Spain said they wanted to FIGHT THE WAR ON TERRORISM when what they really meant to say was that they wanted to WIN THE WAR ON TERRORISM and she threw down her luggage containing an unexploded bomb and a cell phone where she could be contacted. Lattela mysteriously disappeared during a cancer epidemic in the 1980's that wiped out most of the population. Emily must have converted to radiacal Islamic Revolutionary oil worshiping satanism to have planned such a stupid attack.

ICE WATER WAS FOUND ON MARS according to the EU space agency which is the most important discovery I ever heard of in the history of space exploration. This would also indicate that NASA has been intentionaly lying about that for years. MAY GOD SAVE US ALL.

Several HAMAS Terrorist TV network propaganda SPECIALISTS were shot down by ZEROS over the last few days that have been ASSOCIATED with the word GROUND and flew of my computer and PINNED DOWN DENNIS MILLER who was HIDING with DESMOND TuTu on GROUND ZERO unless he splits with TuTu who had his named spelled twice in a unique way which entitles the BISHOP to collect 4 times what DENNIS MILLER OWES HIM. I OWN HIS SOUL.

MADELINE ALBRIGHT was forced TO lie on the BBC early this morning and was shot down by a ZERO. When she tried to shoot back on FOX NEWS with BILL CLINTON they were repelled by an EXPLOSION at a cheap HOTEL in Bagdad. Fox News regularly steals film footage from AL JAZEERA who has been bombed more than once by the BUSH CARTEL and takes the trademark off of the films. Fox News Channel who were laughed out of court for even suggesting they were FAIR AND BALANCED often critices AL JAZEERA for using REALITY TV.

I SHOT DOWN some stupid GOP congressman with my sidearm comment aimed at the center of his intelligence as I FOCUSED GROUND ZERO on DICK CHENEY.

JOHN KERRY was allowed to speak on FOX instead. He got to the point quickly before being censcored and CHENEY went for the SURPRISE ATTACK. FOX had just misinformed the public that CHENEY was to be on LIVE TV at 6pm eastern standard time. CHENEY hid behind co-conspirators and body guards at the BLASHPHEMOUS RONALD REAGAN LIBRARY. If GOD'S HAND does not remove that temple of SATAN from the US landscape our destiny will be ignorant slavery. For I have seen very few intelligent people in my lifetime, that have had the courage to withstand, the PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE, that he has inflicted upon the WORLD. (commas included for LBJ THE MULE FART) RONALD REAGAN conveniently changed the meaning of any and all words that he used so that he could circumvent the CONSTITUTION which is your only protection from a GREEDY CUT THROAT GANG named DEMOCRACY which was HIJACKED by AMY GOODMAN back in WWI. Now every time she says DEMOCRACY NOW, some one gets relocated.

CHENEY lasted less than an hour before my ZERO caught up with him and refuted every thing he said. I guess that's when the BRIDGE BLEW UP. BILL O'REILLY decided to go down and stay down tonight on my CATV SYSTEM please let me know if you see him on some station so I can get in my ZERO and FOCUS THE ATTACK.

Luckily, TRIBESMAN along the border of PAKISTAN torched military vehicles after GENERAL MUSHARAF told them to CRACK DOWN ON TERRORISM. OOPS. I hope the GENERAL had some TERRORISM INSURANCE on those vehicles. This famous GENERAL knows how to handle sensitive information for sure.

That is the funniest thing I've heard since the PCSCU (PAKI CONVENIENCE STORE and COMMEDIANS UNION, who might be SOCIALISTS, TERRORIZED INDIA so bad that 1000's of HINDUS were forced to be BAPTIZED. I SWEAR I SAW IT ON TV. Their ACT was so hideous MUSHARAF had them rounded up and WACKED.

ARAFAT also attempted to invade FOX but was censcored.

I hope the CIA checked out that basket of shamrocks that was allegedly given to BUSH today but looked like a rerun. It may have contained an ancient celtic WMD called the five leaved clover. For more info on the five leaved clover please contact the IRA, not to be confused with the REPUBLICANS.

HEAVY WEIGHT POLITICAL BATTLES between the BUSH CARTEL and THE NEW WESTERN POLITICAL ELITE are expected to continue every day until the election.

Bush and Fox news are predicting, and wanting, AMERICA to blow up while CNN has been polling on whether AMERICA should be blown up while BUSH keeps demanding more money to stop us from geting blown up while every thing that he SUCURES and PROTECTS seems to BLOW UP.

CARNAGE was reported worldwide in GENERAL so the GENERAL WINS AGAIN.

It is unclear where I will focus GROUND ZERO TOMMOROW.

WLDS is an approved acronym for world leaders including voters.

SPECIAL THANKS TO INDYMEDIA. YOU ARE THE MEDIA.

COMING SOON. OPEN LETTER TO MICROSOFT (REQUEST TO USE REGISTERED TRADMARK BULLETHOLE)

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy