Today, Dennis expressed his ignorance of why people hate Bush so much. The audience didn't laugh so I guess it wasn't a joke.

Here goes another idiot running his mouth without seriously considering my claim of 25 million dollars.

Seeing the show did inform me that the Mary Matalin has taken time off from raising her demon seeds to campaign for Bush. The strategy today seems to be to pour water on the fires of hatred that Bush has ignited. The rest of Dennis's panel added gasoline.

How about this list of reasons Dennis:

Thousands of dead people.

A large hole in the Pentagon.

Oh forget the list, I hate any one who threatens me and demands money.

HEY DENNIS, FERDINAND FRANCISCO FRANCO is still dead, HUGO CHAVEZ has still not resigned, and ARISTIDE HAS STILL NOT RESIGNED.

People who use war as diplomacy and their cheerleaders can and will be brought to justice.

Dennis is a leading edge humorist. Imagine if he were the first comedian in the US to be given an official military tribunal. His subsequent execution would be ironic considering he probably voted for Bush who made it all legal.

I would like to have tickets for the show.

If Kerry wins Dennis will be doing his Emily Latella imitation.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy