Here's some new ideas if you don't know what to wheatpaste
on the hearts and minds of people walking, driving, bicycling by
you while you redress your grievances.
A VOTE FOR GORE IS A VOTE FOR BUCHANAN???
SMSH YR TV BT KLL FF TH LCTRL CLLG FRST. FN 2 WTCH
HEY ELECTORAL COLLEGE. YOU'RE ON ACADEMIC PROBATION.
I DEMAND A FREE COUNT!
VOTE LEWINSKI/ALBRIGHT '00
MAY I PHOTOCOPY MY ABSENTEE BALLOT?
IT'S ABOUT IRAN/CONTRA
LET MY PEOPLE VOTE
BUSH + GORE + VOTE = FOUR LETTER WORDS
And more rooted in double entendre than a french kiss:
I'M GOOD AT FUZZY MATH. WHY DON'T I COUNT?
Got ideas?