FEMA DECLARES URBAN WARFARE ON DYING AMERICANS

The director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, Michael Brown, has declared urban warfare on the dying residents of New Orleans.  This bold response comes one week after FEMA rounded up tens of thousands of homeless and stranded Americans from the streets of New Orleans and interned them in a makeshift concentration camp.  After seven days living under intimidating oppression and being treated like animals, the concentration camp detainees are being forcibly moved by bus to Houston where another, similar, concentration camp awaits.  Jackbooted National Guard are being deployed in the city to shoot Americans seen taking bread or diapers from grocery stores.

President Bush has promised a "Zero Tolerance" policy against those colored people who refuse to lie down and die.  This comes after an offer by Russian President Vladimir Putin to send Russian rescue workers to save the lives of those dying of Bush's neglect, but the offer was refused.  Hugo Chávez, President of Venezuela and target of Bush assassination plot offered to provide Americans with humanitarian aid and fuel, which was also turned down by the proud and resolute President Bush.

Few American cities have opened up their facilities to refugees from New Orleans who are now wandering Texas and other states looking for assistance.