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Virtual episode of Everybody Hates Chris:

(Scene 1 Friday at school)

MRS MORELLO

A recent newspaper has pictures of five A.I.

generated characters. I do not know much about

A.I. so I hope that you are younger and smarter

than me and that you can interface with A.I.

CHRIS

The real question is whether A.I. can SOLVE PROBLEMS

in addition to being able to create artwork pictures

of characters for a newspaper.

DREW

Jake Sisko has invited us to deep space nine this

weekend. Do you want to go?

CHRIS

Yes! Jake might be able to help us with the A.I.

assignment in the holosuite.

(Scene 2. Holosuite in Deep Space Nine.)

JAKE

All you have here is a newspaper with pictures of

five characters.

DREW

Computer, Create Orb of Computer Science. Pretend that

the five newspaper pictures are five potential Holodeck

characters that are to be based on the massive computing

power of a group of one million computers!!

JAKE

Now open the orb of computer science to start program!

(Chris opens up the orb of Computer Science. It is like

being in the wormhole in this holodeck program. New character

Jared appears.)

DREW

There are now six lights on the ceiling of this gym scene.

Six ones is binary for 63 the largest digit of base 64

which is frequently used on the Internet for binary data

including embedded pictures in HTML files.

Even though Jared is a fitness Guru in the newspaper scene

he is also a computer expert.

KIELMOVES

The U.S. Supreme Court is trying to decide whether Homeless

people have a right to sit and lie and sleep outdoors based

on a case called Grants Pass V. Johnson 23-175.

In the City of Los Angeles there are many 41.18 enforcement

zone signs that start with a start date and have

a unfair ordinance that prohibits

sitting lying sleeping

within 500 feet of each enforcement zone signs address.

Section C-4 of 41.18 says that each enforcement zone

sign should last for a maximum time period of one year only.

JAKE

Why not just wait one year for the problem to go away??

CHRIS

Our scriptwriter has recently seen that a majority of 41.18

enforcement zone signs are already more than two years old.

DREW

The start date at the top of each enforcement zone sign has

DAYOFWEEK comma, MONTHNAME NUMBER comma, YEARNUMBER

Computer expert Jared probably already knows that commas

are used as data separators that separate fields in

a database record and Microsoft Tech Support failed to

help Los Angeles City database employees enter dates

without commas. It is my opinion that the city database

fails to keep track of dates that would have been used

to terminate each enforcement zone after only one year because

Microsoft is mean to the homeless.

KIELMOVES

Bejoran Prophet Jared. I mean Artificial Intelligence

Character Jared I want you to

advise the U.S. Supreme Court to protect homeless peoples

rights to sit lie and sleep outdoors at least by UPHOLDING

all appeals court rulings that aim to protect homeless

peoples rights in the Case number 23-175.

I also want you to ORDER all 15 Los Angeles City Council people

to vote to REPEAL every single 41.18 special enforcement zone

in the city of Los Angeles and remove every 41.18 sign that

prohibits sitting lying sleeping.

CHRIS

I know that Microsoft is extremely afraid of competition. There are

one or two competitors that are offering free alternatives to

Microsoft Windows.

Linux plus wine is the biggest competitor.

If you use the first install DVD of 32-bit Debian 8.x you use manual

fdisk configuration to make a hard drive partition entirely

within the first 63 gigabytes and then install LXDE for fast boot

and later use install software plus the DVD to install WINE

for the simplest Wine install. 32-bit Linux is limited

to the first 64 Gb of the hard drive and limited to 64Gb or

smaller USB flash drives.

If you want to use 64-bit Linux so you can have a larger hard drive

partition and use flash drives bigger than 64Gb you should install

a large number of 32-bit dependency libraries in the correct order

using a batch script on the 32-bit DVD after installing the 64 bit DVD.

If you are compiling wine you need to also install the c compiler

and its dependencies from the 64-bit DVD so two DVDs and two batch scripts

are needed. You have to create your own batch scripts. Linux Plus Wine is

a great hobby for dedicated Linux experts who can work hard to create

and fix batch files to install hundreds of dependencies.

Once you get WINE installed on LINUX you should be able to

start wine with

pathtowine/wine winconsole.exe cmd.exe

to get the wine command prompt to run a majority of 32-bit

programs that run on Windows.

TONYA

There is also a ReactOS operating system CD image that is supposed to

directly install a replacement for Microsoft Windows.

DREW

ReactOS does not work yet. The Scriptwriter was very disappointed when

a important Windows program that does run on wine+linux failed to

run on ReactOS because ReactOS does not allow big bitmaps

to be displayed with its broken version of

SetDIBitsToDevice in its broken version of GDI32.DLL

ReactOS probably still needs 1.44 Mb floppy disks to save data

on because ReactOS probably does not yet support USB flash drives

yet.

The ReactOS installer provides a choice of FAT16 with a 2Gb limit

or some other filesystem that frequently crashes during large

downloads.

CHRIS

Artificial Intelligence Jared

I want you to REPAIR BROKEN REACTOS

so it will start working.

After ReactOS is fixed check the winehq.org website for

known bugs in wine. Regressions in which things that used to

work on WINE but no longer work can probably be identified by

checking every version of wine and comparing it with

the previous version to find EVERY regression.

Microsoft deserves to be severely punished for being mean

to Homeless people by being challenged by two powerful

competitors of Linux plus WINE and a proposed fixed

by A.I. ReactOS.

MILES

Jared I believe that you can read this script directly

and that you are in charge of this group of five

A.I. characters in the Newspaper.

Send Social Worker Naomi to advise every Homeless person to

reject shelter and services until every 41.18 enforcement

zone sign is removed. Homeless people are not able to trust

anyone as long as they are required to remain standing.

Jared, the time limit of only one year for each 41.18

enforcement zone is critically important because it gives

the city only one year to find apartments for each homeless

person and it is a severe violation of the Temporal Prime

Directive for any 41.18 enforcement zone sign to still exist

after one year beyond its starting date.

Jared, I want you to tell Peter the super Therapist counselor

that before COVID-19 Los Angeles only rarely enforced

its anti-homeless laws and did not have anti-homeless

signs before COVID-19.

During COVID in 2021 the horrible Los Angeles City Council

passed the 41.18 enforcement zones act that creates signs

that outlaw sitting lying sleeping within 500 feet of each

signs address beginning at the starting date. It is

extremely unfair to outlaw outdoor sitting lying sleeping.

There are too many 41.18 enforcement zone signs in Los Angeles.

City Councilperson Mike Bonin admitted that there is

NO PLACE FOR HOMELESS PEOPLE TO GO because there are

already too many 41.18 enforcement zones in Los Angeles.

Jared, I want you to have Career advisor Ariana who has

already told homeless people to apply for SSI because

they will never be hired because employers have already

seen that it is a severe crime to be homeless on every

41.18 enforcement zone sign that says that homeless

people are a bunch of unemployable criminals,

to also talk to every Microsoft Certified worker who

does networking computers for schools to begin practicing

installing Linux plus WINE on school computers. Soon

all school computers will need to be running Linux plus

WINE instead of Microsoft Windows. All school computer

workers who ignore this order face the possibility

of termination of employment in the near future!!!

Jared, I want you to inform no-nonsense trial lawyer

Anna that 41.18 enforcement zones have a maximum time

limit of only one year in section C-4 of 41.18 and

send her to demand that a judge issue a court order

requiring the City of Los Angeles to remove every

41.18 enforcement zone sign that prohibits sitting

,lying,sleeping and storage of personal property

within 500 feet of stated address starting on start

date that was more than one year old.

The City of Los Angeles will probably have to remove

every 41.18 enforcement zone sign because Los Angeles

computers do not know which enforcement zones are already

more than one year old because of a failure of

Microsoft software.

And also ask Anna and Peter to tell the Los Angeles City

Council to repeal Every 41.18 enforcement zone.

CHRIS

Jared, I want you to take Peter With you to the U.S. Supreme

Court and talk to all nine justices and tell them about the

hidden portion of the eighth amendment that prohibits excessive

fines. The anti-homeless laws of many cities including Grants

Pass Oregon and Los Angeles California charge very large fines

for the minor act of sitting lying sleeping outdoors. There

was a hidden brief that was submitted late that says that

outdoor sitting lying sleeping is not serious enough for

a fine of greater than zero and should no longer be

criminalized. The brief was considered LOST because it

was submitted too late to be presented during Oral Arguments

of 23-175.

DREW

I want to remind you that Microsoft is mean to the homeless

because Microsoft Software that was supposed to enable the

City of Los Angeles to know when each 41.18 enforcement zone

is one year old and needs to be terminated has failed.

Try Linux plus WINE now.

ReactOS is broken and still needs drastic fixing.

Several years ago there was a article on the Internet

about a proposed all volunteer jury system where jurors

choose a starting week and a courthouse but not a specific

trial. After Los Angeles 41.18 is repealed try to find

out which state was the first state in the United States

to abolish mandatory jury duty.

JAKE

Computer, submit this script to A.I. for advanced processing.