ALL AGAINST ALL

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THE ROLLING STONES were always losers and the only musician who kept the ship afloat. EL BRYAN JONES preferred to die so as not to continue carrying the excess weight of the most incompatible rock band on The entire Planet Earth, if Las Piedras can be called a rock band.

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that's why when they needed to replace THE GENIUS, EL JOHN MAYALL arrived quickly to get the ox out of the ravine and gave them a 20-year-old boy named EL MICK TAYLOR, who arrived more than for the better, he arrived for the worse because he found some semi-musicians who they didn't even know how to knock on the door, so EL MICKY MOUSE patiently taught them all the chords of the guitar so that the Indians wouldn't look so bad on stage and the humiliations they endured daily. El Keith Richards, Billy Wyman, Charlie Whatts and the snout of El Mick Jagger were sports predictions, which from the beginning could not find a way to run it.

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And there were 4 long years of suffering for Los Pica Piedras and since they did not know how to play the instruments, they whistled them with their mouths so that the young boy could execute them to the letter where the machiavellian smile of the rollinistas turned into uncontrolled rage, because it drove them crazy when they realized that the level of composition of EL MICK TAYLOR could only be composed by LUDWING VAN BEETHOVEN.

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And already getting mad, El Keith Richards preferred to go for her boyfriend El Ron Wood (another idiot to play the guitar) to bring him with the pretext that she was going to marry him, although El Billy Wyman preferred Peter Frampton or anyone for that matter no longer continue to be humiliated by THE MICKY MOUSE; Charlie Whatts did not look favorably on The Woods Marriage either, but the dice were already cast because when he complained to them about the impossibility of El Mick Jagger, then El Keith Richard, like a good woman, complained to him and told him, if you don't accept my boyfriend, I will run you to everyone from The Rolling Stones and since where the captain rules the sailors are freshwater, everyone kept their mouths shut.

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AND IF THERE NEVER WAS AN EMPIRE OF STONE AGE MEN, here the empire that never existed collapsed like a bundle to the bottom of the deepest ocean because if before they played garbage after the departure of EL MICK TAYLOR the car of the garbage take all The Rolling Stones to the municipal garbage dump where they always remained.

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by

LA SANTA BERTHA

your sweety ass.