THE PUPPET

from EL ALMO frogs.

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And according to the political history of The United Mexican States of The South, it changes constantly over time, but we realize that since 1810 all Mexicans continue to live that dangerous lie because when Porfirio Diaz arrived he got tired of robbing the country without anyone standing up to him to the front and then EL RIP arrived in 1929 to impose its law for 70 years and Los Agachados continued with the same tenor and already tired of so much demagoguery, they lent the ball to EL BOLIQUETE for two seasons to finish sinking The Aztec Territory.

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but the two pelafustans fought hard to not allow EL ALMO ranas to come to power, no matter that for the presidential votes of 2006 and 2012, The International Commissions came as witnesses to endorse the honesty of the event, but right under their noses EL PRIPAN robbed most of the electoral polls in broad daylight without The UN managed by The United Mexican States of The North intervening.

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And when EL PRIANRD could no longer cover the sun with their buttocks, they had to give up their lucrative business to El Pejero Loco, who quickly set about inventing political systems so that the conservatives would not return to power, which is why they exploded in anger and hired to The Narco Traffickers to unbalance El Manolete regime with all types of crimes and making the basic basket more expensive to starve the beloved people of El Tabaqueño.

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but El Conejo Pelotero did not wait and on the eve of The 2024 Presidential Elections he had to betray Marcelo Ebrard to set another record like a line on the handle of his pistol against a fucking old woman uglier than your fucking mother who if she doesn't know something It's nothing about politics, she's an idiot and a bigger liar than your fucking mother and then I wonder if those are the virtues of Diplomacy, why not send a beauty like LA SALMA HAYEK so that LA VERA represents us internationally as an ambassador.

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And then EL ALMO frogs gets bogged down with lies and never tires of handing them out in his boring morning jackets, stoically promising that as his government term ends, he will definitively withdraw from all political events and go to La Pantitlán to see whoever continues to bore him with his aberrations ideas of greatness, but that is not true because he already prepared his favorite pet to put his hand inside her ass and move the titina at will to piss off the enemies of Mexico and he was also given power to speak, like this like The Beast of the Apocalypse.

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Not that El Liar Lagunero was already going to retire from politics if, with the puppet that is going to continue serving as a prostitute, he is going to continue running the country under his skirts, no matter how fishy she smells, as long as he doesn't abandon the bone to become La Obsolete Democracy in a true Dictatorship.

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by

La Santa Bertha

your fucking ass.