BOB DYLAN

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THE GREATEST POET OF THE LAST CENTURY AFTER DYLAN THOMAS AND LA TRANXXX VES-TRI ONE, SO LA TRANXXX VES-TRI ONE IS THE NUMBER ONE, DYLAN THOMAS CONTINUES IN SECOND PLACE AND BOB DYLAN STAYS IN THE BASEMENT.

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And we Mexicans are totally unaware of how gringos really act because in what mind can we drop Zimmerman's last name to adopt Dylan a last name that is not his, kicking the manger, trampling on his genealogical roots and mainly disrespecting his father.

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And we only imagine El Robert M. Sánchez, the greatest genius that the earth has ever given and who landed from The 000 Universe in The 10th Power of it; removing the last name of SÁNCHEZ to adopt HAMILTON when his father who had just been named THE new GOD of ALL UNIVERSES so that Jehovah would fall into disgrace when all The Angels of Heaven deposed him for Blasphemer, Liar and Murderer, while PEDRO SILVERIO SÁNCHEZ CALDERÓN had not yet received The Scepter, when angels had put The Cloak of red and yellow silk on Him and they had placed the crown on His head, when He had already blessed The Entire Earth.

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We repeat, how El Robert Sánchez would look using another surname like Fitzpatrick when his FATHER is GOD, at least in The United Mexican States of The South we do not have those bad customs of The United Mexican States of The North and Blessed be God for that great detail.

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by

Saint Bertha

your sweet little ass.