Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are Inciting Terrorism!

By Lloyd Hart

By honoring the writers's strike picket lines and not going to work at the Comedy Channel Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are inciting the American public to resort to acts of terrorism. Without the laugh therapy Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert provide the American public every week night the connection between the insanity emanating from the White House, the Pentagon, Congress, the national news media and the punch lines Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert provide will be broken. The American people will forget to laugh and this can only lead to violence. You see, the secret to good comedy is the build up of tension in the audience from the monologue. Once the tension is just right it is then released with a punch line so contradictory to the tension building monologue that the audience then laughs at the absurdity of it all. When a comedian flops it is because he or she is not providing a sufficient punch line to the monologue. The tension builds in the audience joke after joke, not being released, until the audience can't take it any more and begins to throw things at the source of the tension, the comedian.

Without the punch lines that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert provide every night the tension building that happens to the American public as they come in contact with the news of the day (our national monologue), day in, day out will not be released. The longer the writers are out on strike the greater the American public's tension will become till one day very soon it will be to much for the American People to handle and they will be forced, finally to attack the source of their tension and violently over throw the government of the United States of America and that would be an act terrorism according to a new bill passed in the house of representatives.

I am calling on law enforcement officials to arrest Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert and their writers for inciting terrorism and force them back to their shows at gun point. At gun point Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert and their writers should be forced to provide our National Punch Line quota so we the American people do not have to resort to the violent over throw of our government. If I don't get my daily punch line quota I'm afraid I will have no choice but to beat up Dick Cheney and the generals.

There is a ticking time bomb in America and its called the writer's strike. So the use of torture is not out of the question after all the Democrats sided with Bush on appointing a new pro torture attorney general Adolf or Benito Mukasey or something like that. I say we put the new attorney general right to work busting the writer's guild in a pre-pre-emptive union busting water boarding session so they never endanger our governments right to commit acts torture and mass murder against people who some how have our oil under their sand.

If we can't laugh at ourselves we'll have to do something about it and that would be un-American.

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