BAGHDAD: - Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki called Sunday for the senior leaders from Iraq's bitterly divided communities to hold crisis talks aimed at saving their asses in the time to come.

“I have invited major political leaders to a meeting to discuss what me and my boyfriend are willing to offer them," said Maliki in a televised speech.

"The American infidel dogs are tired and defeated and soon will leave so we might as well discuss what we are willing to give them” he said.

Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow they will be gone and the Sunnis better shape up or we Shias will drive them al the way to Saudi” he concluded.