Homeland security is to pass a new law that requires that all citizens in the US to be “Chipped Persons.”

Everyone must volunteer to be chip-injected now or face charges of terrorism.

This will start with all new job applications.

Be chipped or else no job.

The old right of people to go and do as they pleased, without being tracked, monitored, recorded and correlated, unless they were harming someone else is now out of date and a serious danger to society.

Everyone knows that convicts, parolees, sex offenders, illegal aliens and politicians must be chipped.

The rest of you, you well know, could harm society unless you are chipped and are being tracked, monitored, recorded and correlated.

A chipped person's profile can be continuously updated, since the information is stored on a database accessed via the Internet.

No more of this wander around be a free person bullshit.

You will be counted or you will be a prisoner.

They'll chip ya when you're at the breakfast table.

They'll chip ya when you are young and able.

They'll chip ya when you're tryin' to make a buck.

They'll chip ya and then they'll say, "good luck."

Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,

Everybody must get chipped.