Rarely have the truth in these customs, like extreme lower lip extension, survived time, space, or literary mis-explanations and excuses for them, nor the symbiosis of the utilitarian, yet artisan-istic aspect of the specific example, and common examples of modern customs among the emigrants from the pyramid continent in the US, and around the globe.

Therefore I submit to you, and I think the elder aboriginal North American elders will agree, a speculation, worthy of consideration, in the interest of global consensus building, (not a pyramid scheme) to explain the possible meaning of extreme lower lip extension, it's impact on modern society, it's antithesis of Darwin's Evolution of a Species, and it's connection to how pyramid continent Aborigines have the spiritual knowledge without the global consensus of it to tell the story of the origin of the species. Please don't ask a monkey.

PART ONE: IT'S IMPACT ON MODERN SOCIETY

I think it is clear in the west, and many of these observed phenomenon can be found globally, in every culture, that the homo-sapian, sub species americanus, are obsessed with metamorphosis through various methods, including metaphysical transformation. But more importantly they practice, TATTOO ART, COSMETIC SURGERY, RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY, BODY PIERCING, LIP EXPANSION, HAIR COLORING, BODY BUILDING, and the list is too long for the server to hold.

The objective is to morph into something else, and the reasons for doing so vary depending on what is morphing into what and why.

Increasing stress on the population at large tends to enhance their desire to morph and tends to cloud judgment. Man still has yet to sprout wings.

PART TWO: TRIBALS' NEED CONSENSUS TO WRITE A BOOK

Perhaps an African American never explained this theory about the origin of a species in a book because their history got partly erased and because Mark Twain forgot to publish SKIN DEEP in a fashion magazine. Now they have Ebony, a tree name. Interestingly enough, trees are a more complex plant than a human is a complex animal.

Perhaps an African American bookwriter did write such a book and I forgot to notice which can be corrected in the comments section or via email.

Or perhaps the meaning of spiritually traditional practices can easily be lost in translation from generation to generation.

PART THREE: THE LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR THE FASHION STATEMENT "I HAVE A LOWER LIP THAT CAN SERVE AS A DRINK COASTER"

In the interest of making this article shorter, I asked Louisiana Native, LULU ZULU, curator of the secret Bona Cari spillway floating Congo Square museum in an unknown location. (I was taken there blindfolded at spearpoint rather than subject myself to a strip search. You don't want to get strip searched by ZULU OK.)

She explained the story behind extreme lip extension which was classified back in the old days by changing it to a spiritual custom because it was so dangerous if the truth got into the hands of the wrong peoples.

So I have decided not the tell the story LULU ZULU told me and just attempt to literate what extreme lip extension means.

It means I HAVE MORPHED IN ONE LIFETIME. This is an interfaith belief and is fairly scientific although I encourage debate.

PART FOUR: THE ORIGIN OF A SPECIES PART TWO

Insects must, according to many biologists, undergo what is called metamorphosis during it's life cycle which is allegedly found in the G-nome of the DNA of the species, subspecies, hybrid, intellectually designed species, created species, moron derived species, wrecklessly derived species, abomination that causes desolation, Ellen Degeneres, naturally selected, or whatever your origin of species belief system may compel you to consider the debate including religion or it's doctrine or doctors.

Hopefully, we were not created by bureaucrats which is what the British would have you to believe.

The origin of all mammal families and or species may in fact be the insect. The insect families, some species, some species variants, (like queen bees) work together and in harmony with nature to live short humble lifespans in order to evolve quickly enough to out-survive any other species and survive extreme environmental changes.

So under tremendous environmental stress, or stress from another species, the insect may have the ability to quickly adapt, survive the event, quickly morph into the other needed types of living organisms, like mammals and trees, and thus quickly rebuild the global ecosystem that we Americans enjoy and exploit daily.

PART FIVE: WHY NOT ASK A MONKEY

I did. Obviously he doesn't want to evolve into a human or he would have done so instantly. Then he insulted me.

by Albert Kada
editor of THE AMERICAN bLASPHEMER