The National Do Not Wiretap Registry gives you a choice about whether to be monitored at home by the federal government. Most government agencies should not eavesdrop on your home once your name has been on the registry for 31 days. If they do, you can file a complaint at this website. Your registration* will be effective for five months. If you engage in any treasonous behavior or sign any political petitions, the government will be allowed to monitor your home, unsolicited and without notice, for 90 days.

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http://www.donotwiretap.com/