GW--shit, what in the hell are we gonna do?

CHENEY--about what sir?



GW--this whole iraq war thing is in the toilet, the people are finding out more and more about how we actually hit the world trade centers with drone aircraft and sent a missle into the damn pentagon and if they really find out the truth, we are...........

CHENEY--dont worry sir, whoever was involved with those operations are either dead, paid off, or in a position where they'll never tell.



GW--Listen up, this countrys IS going to shit. I had a bunch of pissed off white folks ready to do whatever the hell i wanted them to do. I had 'em ready to kill anyone that even mentioned the word "islam". ,,,,Ha, they never even said anything about our concentration camps in cuba, except that they were too nice. They never even cared about the WMD's, haha , remember those dicky?



CHENEY--Thats true sir, but we do have to do somthing about this national deficit,..... what i mean to say sir, is that we have watch inflation, and these gas prices. These white folks arent going to support us for long if they cant drive their 454 trucks and SUV's.

GW--Well, i was never too good at, what was that word again?, economics? Geez, i knew i shoulda gone to those classes at yale instead of letting another lower bonesman do my homework for me.

CHENEY--yes, sir. Once homes start getting foreclosed on, and everyone is riding a bike like in china, you can kiss the "american government" goodbye forever. You and i and all our buddies are gonna be right out of a job, and probally living in china thru political asylum.

GW--You mean that those american idiots might actually revolt?



CHENEY--well, sir, of course, unless you can show them that all their problems are not actually the governments fault.

GW--goddammit then dick, dont play games, who's fault is it?

CHENEY--the illegal mexicans, sir

GW--i'm listening buddy

CHENEY--make white america think that the gas prices , out of control housing prices, not to mention inflation and low wages,, are the fault of the illegal mexicans.



GW--you think that they will buy it?

CHENEY--sir, we've got the media in out back pocket. If the didnt believe about our involvement in 9-11, a fake war in iraq, no WMD's ,our corruption in enron, our connections with the bin ladens, then how would they ever find out about this scheme?

GW--true,,anything else?

CHENEY--yes, sir. this plan will work in a two fold plan. Create distrust between whites and mexicans. The mexican americans will take the side of the illegals, and the whites will think that all mexicans are the problem, not just the illegals.

GW--wow, tell me more

CHENEY--we create race riots, using our cia implants, like in COINTELPRO, and once we know who the leaders of each faction are, we.....well, you know sir.

GW--yes, i know. ..........and number two........geez dick, i've got it..............we can enact martial law, and suspend the constitution and take over completely.......,,,,but dick, are you SURE can we do this?

CHENEY--YES, the secret is to make them FORGET about the real reasons, trust the media, put distrust into the general population make them and believe WE are looking out for EVERYONES best interests.

GW--good work, put Karl Rove on this one, you know that little NAZI kiss ass would do anything for me. Alert fox news, cnn and msnbc, they're all working for us anyway.



CHENEY--yes, sir, thank you sir



GW--god bless, dicky, see ya at the "bohemian grove"