BAGHDAD, Iraq - U.S. Ambassador Zalmay Khalilzad said Friday that discussions were under way about when he would meet with Iranian officials about how Rumsfeld can surrender Iraq and that the talks should be held in Baghdad.

In an interview with The Associated Press, the Afghan-born Khalilzad also said the international community, particularly Arab states in the Persian Gulf, should help fund the rebuilding of the war-shattered country because Cheney wants out.

The comments came a day after Tehran offered to enter into talks with the U.S. aimed at stabilizing Iraq, following a request by Rumsfeld to surrender.

Now that we have properly surrendered, we should now seize the assets of the dicks who pulled this stunt and poisoned that part of the world for fuck*ng ever, and then make them live there.

What is needed is, of course, is a full public investigation and something I would call a national court system. It would be trial by public referendum, by open evidence, in public court. All legal procedures would be open, and the public would be the jury. Not twelve people locked into a contrived miscarriage of justice, Uninformed and Intimidated by the very legal system they are supposed to command.

There might be a few hangings.

and their flunkies - scouring the landscape in Iraq for depleted uranium shells and unexploded bomblets. Or draining sewage water from bombed pipes. Or searching for human remains. Or feeding people whose arms and legs have been blown off by bombs, missles or artillary shells. Or rebuilding bombed out buildings under the supervision of Iraqi formen. The possibilities are endless.

We should allow the people to immigrate here and be given land and other reparations from the afore mentioned seized assets.

I liked your other suggestions for these individuals to earn their bowl of rice and pumpkin seed soup a day.

No soup for you.

No cheetos, either. And no subscriptions to Guns 'n Ammo, Maxim, Teen People, Handgun, or Sports Illustrated, not even the swimsuit issue.