The real road to a true democracy "nicknamed" Plan B

We have a very simple way for every american to not only vote

in our land but run for president too, and it wouldn't cost

any one of them 1 penny, but only 10 minutes, hows that for

taking the money out of politics or "nickname" real reform.

Lets call the plan 'take the test' and lets ask everyone in

the world to help us carry this plan forward because it is

gonna be very heavy "3 pages". Now what we need to do is make sure

everyone in washington can pass the test, even bush. And lets

say its a real simple 10 question test, and lets say 3 strikes

your out just incase 1 of the questions we thought of might be

hard to answer. But we will be extra nice and throw in a bonus

question incase anyone might miss 3. Now this will be very easy

so easy that anyone who misses 3 they could loose there seat in

washington. And as the people vote let each 1 take this test too.

And let the ones with the best test scores have the best seats

in washington and government, this would be fast fair free and easy.

Any american could really be our next mayor, governor or even president,

the higher the score the bigger the seat. Except me or anyone I know

since I have the answers, they are honest and simple too.

Lets all call this the real task we owe america and make april 15

20?? task day. And lets have everyones commitment by april 15 20??

task day, and lets make july 4 20?? a truly free elections day. And

lets tell all those criminals in washington you either answer these

fun and simple questions now or we will be asking you a lot tougher

ones in november 20??, common guys at least these will not be so

personal or embarassing, join us.

Lets say if you refuse to take this test, a real shot at democracy

and on scedule we will start asking the harder questions, and by

november none of you will be looking very good.

And lets reach out to all of our brothers and sisters around the

world to demand that bush and all the people in washington take

this test. Just in case bush has a couple loose screws, or cheney

is hotwired or something even something bigger is going on.

Now to the beginning:

You know I am just sitting here in my business, havent had a paying

customer stop in for awhile so I started thinking, and oh no when I

start thinking you never know where I might end up especially with

this government, thinking in america is almost illegal you know.



See they beleive they own our hearts and minds so therefore they have

the right to do our thinking for us or break our hearts whenever they

want and stealing them back would be illegal you know, maybe thats why

I feel so guilty.

So anyway, I thought to myself you know maybe our President should

be tested. I thought our kids are tested all the time. If I want to go

to work, even pushing grocery carts in America I have to pass a test.

So I thought we needed to come up with a test you should have to pass

to be a President or a world leader, after all a lot of peoples lives

depend on these guys.

Now we decided we gotta make this test extra easy for 3 big reasons.

1. Because George Bush isn't very smart. (biggest reason lol)

2. To show that no matter how easy you made it they would still fail.

3. If we all failed too what good would that do anyone? lets not!

Now I thought you know Jim, George would probably still fail the test

even one this simple. So I thought maybe we could all be nice and give

him a lotta help so I thought lets let all his big dogs, I mean, elephants

with big ears, that hear everything and hig noses that reach up everyones

you know what. republican friends try to help him pass this test, after all

they know everything and also he does have a lot of those you know. And he

can put there extremely extra heavy weight on all those old mules they call

democrats, we still call them asses in some parts of the world. they ain't

going to far. Seems like they aint taken a step forward since only God knows when.

And just to make sure George would have the guts to take the test we better

let him call in all his religous friends, you know the ones with Gods 1-800

phone number, the ones who hear voices,and see visions too, And don't forget

that brand new pope they got, maybe he's the powerfull one. And oh lets not forget

all of Georges worldly faith healers too the ones who are spreading religion

everywhere guns can go and oil is, they are his really good friends. And at the

rate they are goin there wont be anyone left to preach to or kill either one and

in 10 short years max, and if the air don't kill the rest of us the water will.

And although this test would only be 10 simple questions,

and since he hung out with such a smart bunch, the best people in the world

they would call themselves, and just in case they were busy doing anything

important or "golfing on vacations..."I thought they are gonna need time.

So I figured maybe 6 weeks or so would give them plenty of time to take the test,

right? And I thought maybe each of them could take the test themselves too, you

know so we could see who's the smartest, lol. And I thought you know this is a

democracy maybe we should just all take the test, you know maybe we have a few

good leaders hidden out there we don't know about, cause there are a lot of problems

needing fixing around here. And I really did make this easy cause if they failed I

might have to get off my own lazy american butt and do a little work too, you know

when you been unemployed so many times you can learn to get a little lazy.

So I thought you know, Lou Dobbs is always looking for answers, he says he want's to

fix America maybe he would help, maybe he would take the challenge? He could get a

great big email box lol, we could all mail him our answers to the test heck with cnn

helping we could even take it by phone and just include our names, phone numbers and

addresses just in case we passed. And if you don't have an address or a phone number

"underpaid" or in some countries it's referred to as "slave labour" use a friends in

case we need to call on you, who knows maybe your country could use your help, and

maybe you need a job too, wow that would be a real win win for everyone.

Then I thought you know Jimmy Carter is pretty good at monitoring other's elections

he seems willing to volenteer often for many other countries elections, maybe he could

help monitor the american elections he could tell you all if this was fair, free, fast,

friendly and honest and if every man was treated equal and everyone had a chance to be

a winner, or if america's deck is still stacked and we were all kept at the bottom.

And I thought you know Wolf Blitzer hasn't had anything world changing to report on

latley, maybe he could tell us who all passed the test, if any. Maybe give us there

test scores so they can all brag a little if they aren't to embarassing to report.

He couls also give us the names and adresses of those who got all the answers right

so we could find out where all of the smart americans are hidden, cuz we need brains.

And to all you governments around the world, whos democracies we have either rigged,

stolen, corrupted, or overthrown as we claimed to be defending you please ask your

citizens to rise up and encourage fast free and fair elections for us, cuz ours are

all rigged too,and this is not democracy it is capitalism and they are not the same thing.

And in my world every man is needed and important, yes all of you too.



And I thought you know Jim just in case they all failed maybe we should all take the

test, just in case we might need smarter people that could be running the show a little

better you know, lol.

So this is a challenge, a challenge to all the above named people, and a challenge to

all of us who call ourselves human, Lets all take the test and lets take it together.

And lets make sure our leaders are all able to pass this simple test, like all our

teachers you know, cuz I hate seeing my world falling apart, and also since I don't expect

many paying customers today so I really didn't have anything more important to do except

waste a little more time, Lord knows I aint got a nickle to waste.

America, its time to reshuffle that deck and find some winning cards.

Or they could just pick 2 dummies for us to choose from, like last time.

Test for the President

1. Who discovered America?

2. How many heads is 1 man born with?

3. What finger is the bad finger?

4. What day of the week do you worship God?

5. What body part is the naughtiest?

6. What date did man first do the moonwalk?

7. What Is the Federal Reserve?

8. If God wanted to save a whole lot of people

Would he prefer to use a gun or a guitar?

9. Which one would you want him using on you?

10.What color is God's hummer?

***Bonus Question!

Real men have guts and aren't afraid to be tested, but one american man looks

more like a chicken afraid to undergo testing then a man. And 1 acts more like a

bat always hiding, usually in a underground cave, and working only in darkness ???

who are these 2 very strange men?

Now these are all very simple questions I only made it through 8th grade you know

so how hard could they be? And since george wen't to harvard I am sure he is much

smarter then any of us. And to make sure we give you every break you derve you do

not have to answer the bonus question unless you think you already missed 3 others.

Common miss liberty remove your blindfold what is really going on around here or

you might really miss out on true liberty.

Now if you wanna know what I am really trying to do hear this is it I wanna

help wipe the tears from your eyes and the smile from cheneys face, after all

I do have 2 hands you know I might as well us them both.oh and to be able too

follow some honest leaders too, cause I don't wanna end up you know where!

And if anyone of you in washington think your very blessed and gifted we will

be looking for wistle blowers to lead the big parade, in case you can't play

guitars very well you know in washington they might make fun of you if you try

that. feel free to sign up and participate and start blowing your wistle now!

And if any of you corporate church people think you see the way maybe you

could start ringing a few freedom bells and open a couple doors too, just incase

anyone is trying to get out, while they still can, cuz something there ain't Good.

Or you could just go to the back of the parade with santa clause And after all it

will be about thanksgiving by then, you decide.

And if any of you news people want a real good story to report on, one that could

help save america and bring us true leaders and real democracy, speak up we can't

here you yet, and it is your responsability too, our numbers are big???

And if there are any real heros left out there, please join in anywhere you can

we need your voice, and we all have one of those left if nothing else use it.

Oh and george I left a little room here at the bottom incase you have a better idea,

feel free to spell it out below, if you do still speak our language, ok?