The pope said: "A united humanity will be able to confront the many troubling problems of the present time: from the menace of Islamic terrorism to the humiliating poverty in which millions of human beings live, from the proliferation of weapons to the pandemics and the environmental destruction which threatens the future of our planet."

"Do not fear Islamic terrorists because our terrorists are more savage; put your trust in George Bush! The life-giving power of his light is an incentive for building a New World Order based on just ethical and advantageous economic relationships for the US and Europe," he added.

“Give unto Caesar what is Caesars and give unto Bush what belongs to him and Halliburton. That onto which I describe is everything” he said.

The Pope, wearing a nice white dress and red shoes, said: "Today we can dispose of vast material resources which we have robbed and plundered from the Third World and this is just and right. But the men and women in our technological age risk becoming victims of their own intellectual and technical achievements, ending up not making enough for themselves and their companies which will leave an emptiness of heart.

"That is why it is so important for us to open our minds and hearts to the birth of Christ, the son of a single parent, who went on with the help of The Roman Empire to conquer the world” he said.

He closed with an address to his old comrades in the Hitler youth saying “ We may have lost the war but we now rule the world with our New World Order and will soon again be screaming ‘Heil’ and burning whatever people our glorious state and leader tells us are evil”

“I have a sneaky feeling it will be another Semite tribe called the Arabs this time” he said.