"Dear George,

At one time I really believed that you were the most brilliant man I know, but recently, after you put me thru the wringers of your GOP's Right Wing, I am totally disillusioned. Your ex-allies savaged me not only for my lack of juducial experience, but they also wanted to look into my personal letters to you(which you, true to form, stubbornly refused to do; 'stay the course' seems to be your only principled stance these days). Finally, they even trashed me on my one-time donation to Al Gore!

To be honest, at this point I'm about to give up. And my perception of you has also changed. Not only are you not the most brilliant strategist in the country, you're actually the Stupidest Emperor pretender in America's 229 years of existence. How could you be so incompetent that even your base of 'have mores' are now deserting you, and I have become the scapegoat for all your Bushwhacked Regime's failures in Iraq, in the slumping Dollar and the rising Federal deficit + trade imbalances to China, Japan and even Saudi Arabia!

Personally, altho I do not wish you any misfortune, I will say this: if you think you're the most brilliant man in this World, I wish you luck, for a man with your mediocre IQ quotient of 91 (as confirmed by the Lovenstein Institute last year)should not even be nominated as a creature of 'intelligent design.'

(Once) admiringly yours, Harriet M"