The newest terrorist, oops, tourist attraction in

America has dinosaurs and a replica of the Grand

Canyon, which should appeal to fans of the movie

Jurassic Park as the ideal destination for a

vacation.



The newly-built Museum of Creation, with its hefty

price tag of millions of dollars, will open this

spring in the state of Kentucky.

However, the Museum will not be directing its

opening toward Jurassic Park film buffs, but at

all christians in the United States.

The goal of the Museum of Creation is to "prove"

that man was created by god, and that dinosaurs

co-existed with man for six thousand years, since

god created the world, as the bible says.

Now, this appears to be conclusive evidence that

the cartoon series, "The Flintstones", was based

on real people and events.



The main attraction of the Museum of Creation are

the many models of dinosaurs, which were built by an

ex-designer from Universal Studios.



Other exhibits on display in the Museum include the images of Adam and Eve, a model of Noah's Ark, as well

as a planetarium which will show how god made the Earth, and everything else in only six days.



The Museum of Creation, which cost a mere $25 million dollars, will be the first such museum devoted to

the myth (lie) of biblical creationist theory.

The Museum of Creation, the brainstorm and baby of

Ken Ham, an Australian christian, who is the founder

and head of Answers In Genesis, and also the prominent

figure in creationist organizations.

Ken Ham says that the Museum's goal is to use

tourism, along with the park's dinosaur exhibits,

to convert more people (sheeple) to christianity,

to get people to believe that man and dinosaurs

were created together, and have co-existed together,

for six thousand years, after god made the world.

The main building of the museum has been recently

completed, and work on the building's entrance

exhibits will begin this week.

The Museum of Creation, which is located on the border of Kentucky and Ohio, 10 miles from Cincinatti, on a

47-acre site, will officially open this spring.

Ken Ham predicts that the Museum of Creation will

draw at least 300,000 visitors in the first year of

operation. Tourists will have to pay $10 dollars

each to enter the park.



The replica of the Grand Canyon, which stills needs

completion, will be shown to be formed by the great

flood of the bible...where visitors will be amazed

at the bones of the dinosaurs that perished in this

biblical flood.....so, if that is the case, then

would not man have perished along with the dinosaurs, sometime in this six-thousand year time frame?

Ken Ham is most excited about the plans for building

the interior of Noah's Ark. Ham says that visitors

hear the water lapping against the Ark, they will

feel the Ark rocking, and they will hear people

screaming in the water.

If the dinosaurs were co-existing with man at the

time of the biblical flood, we have to wonder why

Noah did not take two of each dinosaur, as god had

ordered him to do.



Other exhibits that will be shown in the museum include the one blaming homosexuals for HIV/AIDS.

In the Bible Authority Room, visitors will be told

that everyone who rejects his history, including the

six-thousand year history, six-day creation, and

Noah's flood is "willfully ignorant".



In other areas of the museum, animated figures will be

used to depict the garden of eden, while in another

room, visitors will see a Tyrannosaurus Rex chasing

Adam and Eve after being becoming homeless tenants.

Visitors will be told that this is the real terror

that was unleashed because of Adam's "sin" of eating

fruit.



In keeping with the religion of christianity, there will also be a "trendy" cafe, with a terrace where visitors will be able to breathe in the fresh air of god's creation, and a large store well-stocked with creationist souvenirs, such as T-shirts, Mugs, and children's books, such as A is for Adam and Dinky Dinosaur: Creation Days.



The opening of the museum will reflect the growing christian fervor and madness in the US, and which has spread like a fever-like epidemic, especially with the second re-selection of Emperor George II in November.



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