Shrader's article in Sunday's edition of the HOUSTON CHRONICLE "Video doesn't alter threat level" did not consider whether I will cause Tom Ridge to raise the threat level at a time of my own choosing.

Shrader, with no evidence to prove her attempt to cheat me out of my reward money, created a fact by referring to Osama as the "Sept 11 mastermind" despite much evidence to the contrary.

For more info on evidence to the contrary please consider the writings of Michael Rupert and the fact that Bush is still a primary suspect because of motive. Bush had more to gain than anyone due to the historical event. He also took full advantage of the situation immediately, financially, politically, and criminally. The same applies to Rudolph Guiliani.

The most credible defense Bush has of denying that he was the mastermind is the fact that he is such a babbling idiot. However I do feel that the reward would still be mine based on the fact that Bush claims to think independently of Karl Rove. Perhaps I should modify my claim to name Karl Rove as the mastermind instead.

I also contend that if Osama is claiming to be the mastermind, it is unlikely that he would have been so successful without approval from the Whitehouse.

If Bush was the mastermind, it is no wonder that so much damage ensued. (GILLIGAN'S ISLAND SYNDROME)

If Karl Rove was the mastermind, it is no wonder that stupid Americans still blindly follow orders from an appointed cowboy who will destroy the US for profit. But his plan will ultimately fail. (PINKY AND THE BRAIN SYNDROME)

If Osama was the mastermind, I must say he is a good education reformer, a sloppy destruction engineer, a neoliberal, a fairly good preacher, communicates well, looks good in white, and should really consider contacting me if he wants to make a mess like that again. Perhaps I can work out a diplomatic solution to your grievances, and earn a handsome profit by combining his team's skills with Olshan destruction company and the city of Las Vegas to take down the aging Stardust while Wayne Newton performs his last show. OFFER VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.

One might also conclude that as sure as Columbus could not find India on a globe, the incident, like the industrial revolution, would have come to the US eventually due to Bush, the GOP, and the popularity of MICROSOFT COMBAT FLIGHT SIMULATOR. In 2001 I happened to be traveling around with this software including a downloaded flight model of the Royal Jordanian Airliner. Now I get a lot of retroactive frequent flyer miles from Chase Manhatten Bank in my junk mail.

In summary, I WILL SAY WHEN WOT IS OVER AND I WANT MY 25 MILLION DOLLARS.

Have a nice day.

by Albert Kada
from THE AMERICAN BLASPHEMER