So let me get this strait. First you let the girls TRIPLE your unit number. Then you go play tennis... with another girl showing you how to handle the balls AGAINST YOUR OWN TEAMATE! Dude, you're living in Earlybird Paradise (Ps. 52:5). I would feel sorry for you were it not for the consolation prize! A fabulous Piece of "Shitt" Mobile Home! (Mic 6:5+Isa 10:31).

Sincerely,

Mighty Whitey (Isa 10:34)