Police Man's Cabin Boy I'm not interested in dating
I'm too shy for masturbating
I haven't an original idea
I think anyone different is a queer
I'm joining the Protest Warriors My sex-drive is sublimating
I can't hold back, can't keep my leaders waiting
When the brownshirt call comes through
My nerdy fist will come for you
I think anyone different is a queer I feel uncomfortable around dissent
A protester's mind must be bent
Conformity must not relent
I think I'll make up a sign
I think that now is the time
I'm joining the Protest Warriors I'm a police man's cabin boy
I'm a police man's cabin boy
I think that now is the time
I'm joining the Protest Warriors I'm too cool to find a chick
My entire body is my dick
I can't hold back my dedication
Infiltration is ejaculation
I'm joining the Protest Warriors This sexual repression has me down
But I feel better after being a clown
I claim I'm only walking
But deep inside I know I'm stalking
I'm joining the Protest Warriors I'm a police man's cabin boy
I'm a police man's cabin boy
I think that now is the time
I'm joining the Protest Warriors