“As Democracy Dies”
***Starring the FAB FOUR***
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pResident George W. Bush, orator, literary scholar,
goat expert, a.w.o.l.
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Vice pResident Tricky ‘Dick’ Cheney, investment counselor,
back-seat driver
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SECRETary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, purveyor of prisoner pain,
past and present
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U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft, author, composer, lyricist, P.A.T.R.I.O.T. actor,
mammillaphobe
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With Special Thanks
for
Generous Financial Contributions
from American Taxpayers….Like You
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AMEN
& AWOMEN
