10 things all Americans should do.

by

Joseph F. Clarkson



1. Find the nearest servicemen and thank him that your allowed to live in a nation as free as ours.

2. Slap the first hippie you see and tell him to get a hair cut, and enlist at his first chance. (Shut up, listen up, sign up.)

3. The flag is for flying not burning or wearing on your head. Fly it proud and often.

4. Pick up a history book not written by a Berkely student and learn the Christian origins of our nation.

5. SERVE YOUR COUNTRY. That means the Army, Air Force, Navy, and Marines. Not the AmeriCorps, PeaceCorps or Coast Guard. (Shut up, listen up, sign up.)

6. When you are attacked there is no such thing as an Anti-War movement, only those who give aid and comfort to the enemy. You are either pro-Bush or pro-Terrorist.

7. Write the Attorney General and ask him to try Michael Moore for treason. Write a letter to Bill O'Reilly and thank him for the honest news analysis.

8. Vote Republican or stay home and shut up. This is a capitalist nation, communism lost thanks to Reagan. The Republicans support capitalism, democrats support communism.

9. Support the Pledge and say it publicly and often. Especially in liberal places.

10. The 10 Commandments aren't just a good idea they are the foundation of our nation and they deserve the respect as such.