America: Safer, better, stronger!

By

REpublican



God bless America! Bush won the election fair and square, and if we have to cancel the next election for the safety of our people…so be it. All you pinko commies need to grow up and realize we live in a different world, ol’ A-RAB Mo-ham-sandwich don’t care if you don’t want the war, all he knows is killing you and your children. And it doesn’t matter if the government watches you, unless you got something to hide, and everyone on this board probably does.

All you guys know how to do is cause problems, and drag the GREATEST AMERICAN PRESIDENT ever through the mud, for what? So some spotted owl can live, while a WORKING man can’t feed his family? To drag the name of Jesus Christ (your lord and savior like it or not) through the mud so Lance and Bruce can play hide the tootsie roll with some innocent child they ‘adopted’ in their ‘marriage’? Face facts commie, AMERICA IS THE A NUMBER ONE GREATEST FUCKING COUNTRY ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH, and anyone who disagrees needs to be dragged out into the street and shot. AMERICA IS A CHRISTIAN NATION, FOUNDED ON CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES, and if you don’t like it you can go live in EYE-SLAM land! Germany and France needs to be bombed back into the Stone Age, and we need to let Israel take over the middle east so that Jesus can finally return! Canada needs to be taken over once and for all, they take advantage of our defense while keeping AWOL soldiers from facing justice.

As for domestic problems the answer is simple…repeal the 13th Amendment! I have a right to own slaves as set down by the founding fuckin’ fathers bitch! 50 Cent says, “You’ll find me in the club…”, bitch they’ll find you in my field pickin’ the cotton. That cotton ain’t gonna pick itself! Put a Bible in every home, school, church, courthouse, bathroom, and whorehouse in America! 90% of the problems of this country come from this concept of individual liberty. Hey, hey, listen…there ain’t no such thing, it is a lie of the left; your ass belongs to JeZUZ! If the preacher says go kill A-RABS in I-RACK you say, “How many camel jockeys?” You ain’t gots no freedoms other than to be a butter dumpster for Jesus. And ladies I hate to say this, but you all better kick thems shoes off and get to cookin the dinner, because as Jesus is the ass raping cell-mate of the man so shall the man put you in your place; when hey says spread them legs you say, “How wide?”

Amen and God bless America!

P.S.

And Toby Keith is the greatest musical mind ever. I double-goddamn-guaran-fuckin-tee it!