"Mah fellow 'mericans... its wonderful ta speek before ya'll here tanight in tha heartland of 'merica. Its jus great to be serrounded by tha 'merican people... tha common folk, tha everyday people, tha workin people of 'merica. Every time i speek across our great country... its before an audience like this one, made up of jus plain folk, regular people. I'm jus thrilled ta know you support me... yes... my people love me! So, i jus wanna say that i think its really terrific that tha people of our great land.... the common folk, tha everyday peoples... show their support for my great crusade fer freedom by discarding their civilian clothes and wearing US military uniforms! Yes... thatsa great show of support. Afterall... yer already all driving gas guzzlin Humvee military vehicles... so why not go the full distance and start dressin up like soldiers! Yup... soldiers fer tha 'merican way... every 'merican a soldier!

.... thats how were a gonna win my war aginst tha terrierists, every 'merican a soldier. In closing, i want to thank ya once agin fer showing up at this here shopping mall to hear me, your Commando in Chief. I'm humbled that you... the common regular everday working people of this great land of freedom and liberty has come ta gather around yer maximum leader. I know that tha end times are near... god told me this... armagideon is jus around tha corner. But doncha worry none... GOD is one our side, he told me so... and when tha final conflict comes, we'll all fly up in tha sky in tha rapture and be with our lord jesus. So, keep shopping... don't turn off yer televisions... and god bless 'merica."