From a surplus to a record defecit was a good thing according to Jeb who was proud of the fact that an 8 billion dollar "drain the everglades" project was the result of tax cuts, shrewd accounting practices, and his family's greed. Oddly enough, Dennis still can't figure out why his state is missing 20 billion. They lost 12 in about a month to a crooked energy cartel.

Breifly, twin towers, hole in pentagon, over 10,000 innocents dead, over 500 dead troops, nuclear weapons were used, the constitution was virtually eliminated, and they haven't apologized once. Jeb and George are good excuses to do without government, but what would we do with Jeb?

This man actually claimed that the Bush administration enhanced individual liberties. This is somewhat true. The GOP is at liberty to abuse, rob, and kill any one they want.

Then Dennis hosted a panel of MORONS, one of which suggested that the immigration problem should be handled according to market demands.

BRILLIANT. I have a plan. Now Jeb told enough inflamatory lies on TV to get any one killed so check your newswire tommorrow for all the action.

Please get out your globes and look.

As far as I know, there is no one very smart that is outside the location generaly known as the United States of America that is not with the US military or the State Department or something like that. These hard targets should be well marked.

We need education reform real bad here and we all have MAD COW DISEASE.

In case you haven't heard, everbody outside of this location and some people inside this location can be killed or lied about for 25 million dollars. Please see the US State department or the Senate Intelligence Committee or REWARDS FOR JUSTICE DOT ORG for more information about that.

Based on tommorrow's input, I will estimate the cost of defense plus resulting damage after finding fault in as fair a manner as possible. Like a traffic cop in Kabul.

Then I would like to sell my advice the next day for half of that much money and compare the results. Now that would be a fair playing field.

I would gladly pay back the money you give me for the first bit of good advice if subsequent advice turns out to be stupid.

Subsequent advice costs could be reduced by 10 percent per day until the cycle of global insanity smooths out.

Jeb was also proud of chasing out socialism with criminaly insane facism.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG.
Stolen from the the frequently unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy