Hold up a major newspaper showing the front page and the day's headlines.

This helps prevent you from getting free tickets to a place like Veterans Stadium a day before it implodes.

I can prove beyond any doubt that unarmed Texas jails, at any given time, contain at least 300 if not thousands of inmates who's names are not accessible to the public.

This implosion was not advertised enough before it happened.

Many celebrities have been filmed and photographed so many times that they can become reruns on TV long before they are considered a missing person. It's hard to say how often that happens. Especially with national databases of personal information, and DNA databases being used by the government.

In other news, the BBC confirmed other reports that LIBYA is showing off their weapons stockpiles and are promising to protect them until 2007 in case they have to detonate something to keep it out of the hands of TERRORISTS.

I have been too busy lately to take a look at the north and south magnetic poles for a security check. Hopefully I will get around to it soon.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy