Cristol said the Bush adimistration does not want to politicize (the activities pertaining to the administration of government which also is used to refer to campaiging) 911 which he still blames on people that hate his freedom. That's interesting. I don't blame them for that because his cartel is the only one with any freedom left. Others are limited to complaining, for which they can be persecuted in the event of a Bush political crises.

Bill Clinton was blamed for acts of sabotage before and after he was elected and I was given the death penalty by Ronald Reagan on TV.

The SURGEON GENREAL of AG was killed already according to intelligence networks that offered DNA samples to prove that the BUSH cartel owes them 25 million dollars again for killing the SURGEON GENERAL of the unamed country having duly been elected beforehand. For more info on who can become the next SURGEON GENERAL of AG please see any of the infamous decks of cards distributed by the Bush cartel and shuffle. Cut deck and look.

BOMB experts continue to outscore TERRORISM experts at providing relevant information concerning suitcase bombs containing wireless phones.

DONALD TRUMP should have bought TERRORISM INSURANCE on VETERANS STADIUM to store low value, high risk TARGETS, and use ATTORNEYS to exert LEVERAGE on interested MOVIEMAKERS who WERE PREPARED to make BILLIONS on today's EVENT.

YASSIR ARAFAT accidently shot my ATTORNEY who was apparantly standing in the wrong place. Arafat's eyesight is not as good as it used to be.

I need an ATTORNEY because I saw a HAMMAS CONSTABLE with the ASTRONAUT SUPPORT UNIT. He was standing in an EXTREMELY DANGEROUS location flashing bright lights in drivers eyes while other PATRIOTIC drivers were trying to NASCAR me into his clean white shirt. Apparantly he was trying to flag me down so he could recruit me to DEFEND an UNARMED JAIL.

I ended up calling an UNARMED JAIL DEFENSE EXPERT and hopefully the matter has been resolved.

John Kerry took the weekend off because EVERYTHING FOX NEWS CHANNEL SAYS CAN BE USED IN COURT AGAINST THE DEFENDANTS IN SUBSEQUENT HEARINGS ON CSPAN WHICH IS IRRELEVANT.

MY COMPUTER SYSTEM SECURITY WAS WIDE OPEN while I was busy and the power was on. The phone line was safely disconnected. A wipe will be neccessary to save time as opposed to booby trap hunting expeditions.

Donald Rumsfeild is expected to testify against himself on TV again soon.

Hopefully no one will testify in the third testament but many testimonies seem to be changing in Washington.

DAVID KORESH also disappeared in a MEDIA WAR ZONE.

WARNING: DO NOT BELIEVE EVERTHING YOU SEE ON TV. It can be used to make millions of people think that Bush is gone and POW there he is.

This is why in the event of a war, TV sets that declare war without setting off the emergency broadcast system should be insured with terrorism insurance so that they can be shot on sight.

Instead of a debate, I would like to see Bush and Kerry go duck hunting in LA. Kucinich is still in the race. Surely some one will join the Democratic Party if there are no candidates left.

Air traffic continues to be unusual.

Have you seen any psychological warfare in your dictionary? I found it in mine.

The local police have secured the main power supply of my TV SET and it can be turned off at a time of their own choosing.

Intelligence was discovered in enemy combatants detained at GITMO which is impossible to find in the GOP. Apparantly, they were caught speaking more than one language.

DECORATED MOTORCYCLE GANG COLLISION AND LIABILITY INSURANCE rates are expected to swing toward directions of instability in the area of pricing with respect to ADVERTISING by HARLEY DAVIDSON to offset negative interest rates on GM CREDIT CARDS. HEAVY DEMAND for COVERAGE is expected by CONSUMERS of GM products and insurance on multiple vehicle brands creating opportunities for expert risk analysis, tailgate swapping, INVESTING, icon renewal contracts, and negative premiums paid to drivers with no brand name. Pardon me for economic forecasting on the SABBATH but Alan Greenspan is under the gun right now.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG.
Stolen from the JAILRAT edition of the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy