The EGLB is the exact geographic location of Bush which will be Ft. Cambell KY today although he doesn't stay in one place very long for obvious reasons.

At least one US soldier is expected to be killed today in retaliation for Dennis's remark on last night's show indicating that all of our ALLIES are cowards. Dennis told ESPANA to find their BALLS, however I think it would more appropriate to find a woman to kick Dennis's punk ass.

As a matter of fact, when Kerry gets elected, several thousand military women will be physicaly and mentaly prepared to hunt down terrorists like Miller and deliver him to me, with or without testicles.

SURGEON GENERAL is one of the appointments that will be up for grabs next year. The US needs a radical revolutionary SURGEON GENERAL for a change. I would like to sew two grenades on Dennis's scrotum to see if it gives him courage.

Alteman will be payed triple for tonight's show because he is scheduled to replace the entire panel of GOP MORONS. HE will also get paid extra if I spell his name wrong and for each instance that I spell his name wrong.

Dennis attempted to dispell clear facts with GOP standard lies when he asked "Wasn't Iran a BIGGER THREAT to the US?". NO. DEMANDS made by the REVOLUTIONARIES OF IRAN where censored in the WESTERN MASS MEDIA and were dismissed as unreasonble. There were no innocent civilians or diplomats taken hostage. US diplomats should have repected the people of Iran and left when they were warned to leave. Those people were all paid mercenaries helping to conduct espionage in Iran, with the possible exception of the uniformed military personel.

Ronald Reagan used his own private jets during the "hostage" situation to fly to the middle east and make promises to Arab militants that he would scratch their back if they scratched his. It worked. And the Saddam "regime" was born. It was widely reported in newspapers that the US was providing intelligence to Iraq. Providing intelligence includes front companies (fake foreign companies that do things that are ilegal in the US.) cash payments which are impossible to track, assasinations, newspaper editing services, and other services including advanced weapons technology.

Dennis also forgot to point out that the BUSH CARTEL used depleted uranium AMMO unneccesarily all over in Iraq. They also unneccesarily used a small nuclear bomb called a "bunker buster". I saw at least one of these explode on TV and was curious of what I had seen. One of the world's leading weapons experts later explained what I had seen. That was a nuclear bomb.

Dirty bombs are also regularly used by the Bush cartel.

No Dennis, the world doesn't change overnight. Iraq was at war with the US for about 11 years before the recent onslaught. Perpetual war gives dictators like Bush and Saddam excuses for murdering and torturing people. The Bush cartel and Saddam are both infamous for murdering labor leaders.

I AIM TO GET THEM FIRST.

PAUL RODRIGEZ, wealthy overpaid racist spick comedian, laughed at the victims of Saddam proudly. It is unclear how much money Paul was paid. He almost admitted the truth about immigration and why Bush likes to butter their bread. Bush can't get enough cheap slave labor.

The FARC doesn't think Paul is very funny and they hope he visits the troups in Columbia soon.

Phil Hendrie, radio MORON, probably got paid to add his wildly imaganative comment that OIL WAS THE ONLY MONOPOLY in the world. I guess he never heard of Microsoft or CATV. The jerk was on CATV and didn't know it was a monopoly.

The token business suit on the panel lied every time sound eminated from his mouth.

This whole group of elitist Bushites and the way they make their way in this world is an indicator that the general public is still OBLIVIOUS.

A clear majority of this nation's people do not care if foreigners get killed as long as they are safe. We have no allies. The allies may have to rescue us one day soon. I plan to keep good relations with as many as I can.

When Bush said "I declare war...", before he finished the sentence, We the people owned every industrial and commercial facility in the US.

Harley Davidson Motorcycle company belongs to WE THE PEOPLE. Harley needs to get a REVLOLUTIONARY NEW ADVERTISING STATEMENT. As the world's leading terrorism expert, and in the interest of public safety, I must warn all HARLEY RIDERS that CHEVROLET has said TURN THE KEY and START A REVOLUTION. The chances of HARLEY RIDERS getting run over by CHEVYS are expected to increase daily and peak on the 4th of JULY.

If you hear about ANY DECORATED GANGS OF RIDERS THAT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT please let me know.

GET ON ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER OR STAY OFF THE ROAD.

The board of directors at Harley better look at a dollar bill and tell me if that is a picture of a Revolutionary or their daddy. If they get the answer wrong, these dumb bastards could be liquidated immediately following the election this November.

The great TuTu episode is scheduled to play on my CATV system Friday which means that Dennis will have to pay him again.

Troops have been announced dead while I was writing this so don't blame me. Blame Dennis. He doesn't want to pay his taxes.

Dennis is still forbidden by GE and Bush to mention Albert Kada on his show.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy

Why all the fuss about this Hollywood whore anyway?

It's not like anyone looks up to this idiot. His career went down just (like he does on the current administration ) as soon as he left S N L.

I'm concerned about your IONOSPHERE HOG.

Please, for the love of doG don't use it.

You'll ruin everything and I'll have to re-calibrate my ground/space

batteries.

Seems like ol' Dennis (he of the, ahem, "downward" carreer path that puts him in the obsessive view of so many flummoxed lefties) sure has struck a nerve with our newest spewer of CYBERGIBBERISH.

Excellent!

Not that it actually takes that much to wrinkle these feathers.

Just a few obvious facts and they start to implode.

By the way, having sheep support you is the kiss of death around here.

Ask him about his chemtrail and remote airliner theories.

It's great stuff.