BBC America assured me that Vladimir Putin is a mastermind in the ways of espionage which is a good thing considering the weather. Putin indicated that he had used his binoculars to take a look at the NEW POLITICAL ELITE in the west and fired the TRADITIONAL REVOLUTIONARY FEDERAL SALUTE.

WARNING: BETTING ON NEWSPAPERS OF ANY KIND INCLUDING THE HOUSTON CHRONICLE AND THE NEW YORK TIMES MIGHT BE ILLEGAL IN YOUR AREA AND SOME ONE ELSE'S AREA AT THE SAME TIME WHICH COULD RESULT IN A PRISONOR EXCHANGE AND IS VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.

Now, ABC demonstrated how two TROOPS can be virtualy eliminated by ONE remote controled BOMB. It was SHOCKING and I enjoyed it that was REALITY TV. I have to assume those were OUR TROOPS because they were wearing our uniforms. Part of this problem is that FNC and CNN make people try to hate each other for money. They make more money when they do that.

If DONALD TRUMP used MY NEWSPAPER to MOVE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS out of a COURTHOUSE that would be impressive. I still don't know what he does but if he doesn't have TERRORISM INSURANCE he is INSANE.

The DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE did not get stuck today like yesterday.

LUIS RUKEYSER IS DOWN!

An unconfirmed report has been CIRCULATING indicating that BUSH has declared AUTHORITORIAN POWER over WORDS.

Apparantly, Bush makes up his own WORDS and owns them. REVERSE TOWER OF BABEL SYNDROME is expected to become a pandemic which is an advance condition of MAD COW DISEASE and RONALD REAGAN which seems to have affected certain BOVINE species of VOTERS in the former United States of America.

Back in WWII a ZERO was a deadly JAPANESE fighting aircraft and if it hit the GROUND that was a good thing and that was GROUND ZERO.

I am always on the lookout for TERRORISTS because THATS WHAT BUSH TOLD ME TO DO and when I see one on my TV set that is GROUND ZERO and the WORLD can look on as INDYMEDIA focuses the ATTACK while flying in from LA or NYC or DC and they will become GROUND ZERO.

For more information about how to MAKE YOURSELF GROUND ZERO or some hate monger celebrity stay tuned. Dennis Miller is on the run and can be fired by GENERAL ELECTRIC.

Dennis Miller was actualy a rerun in my neighborhood and is KNOWN TO ENDANGER TROOPS.

Desmond TUTU SCORED TWO TWO on THAT DOUBLE DOWN.

The AFL-CIO put in their bid to be GROUND ZERO by giveing BUSH 45 days to squeeze CHINA where CITIBANK is located and my enormous line of credit. AFL-CIO members MAY also use CITIBANK services. If the the AFL-CIO and the CHINESE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT are ready to go they are OFF and CITIBANK is way ahead and well insured unless they are INSANE and I think the AFL-CIO needs to get some more TERRORISM insurance from CITIBANK and FRANCE can get TERRORISM INSURANCE from BRITAIN who can be reminded of BASTILLE DAY and BOOM.

Tommorrow morning we can play MY OLD DOLLAR and EURO DOLLAR with a worlwide network of 24 hour laundry mat/check cashing units.

A new RADICAL RELIGIOUS REVOLUTIONARY DEAD BURNT DAVIDIAN ORGANIZATION is expected to rise from the grave on HOLLOWEEN before the upcoming elections and have been known to LOBBY the government for the RIGHT TO OWN ASSAULT WEAPONS and are likely to be spotted with the GHOST OF LEE HARVEY OSWALD and the DEAD VFW near the CRAWFORD RANCH.

I want to thank CHEVROLET for offering the KEYS and lets GET THE REVOLUTION STARTED.

FOX NEWS CHANNEL continues to be the most dangerous TERRORIST NETWORK I can pick up.

I never saw a EURO DOLLAR but I know whose picture is on MY OLD DOLLAR.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine.
designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy