What's the surest way to detect whether a prevaricating Chickenhawk-in-Chief is "lying through his teeth"? By examining his dental record, of course!

Congress should immediately authorize an independent committee to look into the complete dental records of the ex-Vietnam-War-evader, especially if his purported "dentist" is licensed in the state of Alabama, or only in the Fantasyland of George's famous "lips." The public has a right to know whether the solution mini-Shrub is spitting out is mouthwash or, more likely, WhiteWash!