Using Rush Limbaugh's own methods of comparison (see first row), we thought we'd put together a set of pictures featuring him.

We'd have included pics of a street junky and a pile of dog s**t, but we thought we'd re-use Rush's own three-picture image to illustrate what we think of Limbaugh and his ignorant, small-minded comparisons.

That's some hero you got there dittoheads, a lying drug addict (and possible felon) who thinks like a neanderthal and acts like an ape.

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Our analysis was prompted by this wonderful satire from BuzzFlash Reader Jason Liggan:

The three pics are there just as I am representing them (see second row). Al Gore is an extremely popular American politician. He got more votes for President than our current commander in chief. Ted Kaczynski is a severely disturbed serial killer that despises technology (I bet he hated the Al Gore sponsored internet). Saddam Hussein is a vicious dictator that has killed and tortured thousands. They do, however, have a logical connection. They have all had beards at some time during their lives and had photos taken.

I have to give Rush credit. I had completely overlooked this logical connection. In his accompanying rant, he likens Saddam's emergence from the "hole" in Iraq to Gore appearing in public to endorse Howard Dean for president. The clear parallels here cannot be overlooked. Gore is from the southern U.S. Saddam is from the southern part of Iraq. Ted Kaczynski, it has been reported, has looked toward the south before and he thinks society will go south as a result of technology. Need more evidence? All three are men. All three have been critical of the U.S. government. In case you didn't notice, all three have hair on top of their heads as well as beards. The connection couldn't be more clear.

I applaud Rush Limbaugh for being the watchdog that he is and protecting us from terrorists like Al Gore. He is the greatest domestic terror threat since Max Cleland (who was luckily defeated and replaced in the U.S. senate by a true patriot, Saxby Chambliss). I encourage every American to send their pills, I mean praise, to Rush Limbaugh for revealing Al Gore for what he is, a murdering tyrant hermit serial killer that once had a beard.

Jason Liggan

Birmingham, AL

You can read Limbaugh's outrageous, defaming comparison of Al Gore, Ted K. and Saddam, here - http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_121503/content/truth_detector.guest.htm