11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877



8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938



7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926



6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC



5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566



4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937



3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC



2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1999



and a drum roll............! ......



1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

HHHOOOOOLLLLLEEEEEE FUUUUUCCKKKKK!!!!

--kittyhawk, 17dec1903

I didn't know that they would bring up that *&%^ crap about my dad giving weapons of mass destruction to Saddam Hussein.

As the previous post demonstrates, leftists have no sense of humor.

How about:

"Fuck the liberals! Bring out the bunker-busters boys!!"

- GWB initiatiating Shock and Awe campaign

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/ac20030410.shtml

Good stuff.

Hey, George! That was really funny, too!

Oh, wait...no, it wasn't.

"That F*&%^ing assHOLE!!"

Two Russian guards on the Berlin Wall, just before collapse.

"Igor, comradke..I tell you the candor onleeyk tRRooo Russssian vill havke. Mine honestk hopinion iztk collapski du vall, butd I ALVAY a Communiski, Da?

"Sergei, buttski..&$%#ski off, Da?

Very good...hee hee!!

The Naive One: But I thought the Arabs all left voluntarily. Why are we building a wall to keep them out?

The Cynical One: Don't you know that story was just for the consumption of gullible Americans?

The Naive One: You mean they didn't really want to leave?

The Cynical One: Would you want to leave your home?

The Naive One: I've already left it; the bank forclosed under Sharon's new policy of unleashing the unregulated free market.

The Cynical One: But I'm talking about national territory. You have to understand: when we and the Americans invade it is because we are chasing ruthless terrorists or because stupid Arabs want to give us their land. When someone like that dreadful Saddam Husseing invades a rich oil country it is a grave threat to world peace, even if he was provoked into doing it.

The Naive One. I'm beginning to understand. But are you sure that this is all justified by the Holy Books?

The Cynical One. Sure I am; just ask the holy men - like Allen Dershowitz or Jerry Falwell. Sharon has hired them - I mean consulted with them - and they all agree that this is part of God's plan.