I can do it. Here are my picks:

Most admired Americans (in the political arena)

1. Ann Coulter - She understands liberals better than anyone.

2. Tom Delay - He gets the job done. The Texas congressional redistricting was a masterful example of his fine work. One of our greatest congressmen ever.

3. Karl Rove - Has there ever been a better Presidential advisor? I think not.

4. Newt Gingrich - He authored the 'Contract with America.' A superb thinker and leader who was undermined by the left.

5. George W. Bush - The right leader at the right time. And he's a super guy.

6. Bruce Willis - Setting a good example for Hollywood.

And my list of the most despised (note: I found it easy to generate the list of most despised but difficult to narrow the list to only six of them).

1. Sean Penn - What a complete ass!

2. Richard Gephart - Sold his soul to the Devil (aka: Organized Labor).

3. Noam Chomsky - Dumber than dirt.

4. Gore Vidal - Even dumber than Noam.

5. Amy Goodman - A vicious anti-American treasonous bitch.

6. Hillary Clinton - Edged out her worthless husband for the sixth spot. They're both despicable but Hillary more dangerous to America.