Bush: "We got Odo and what's his name!"

July 23, 2003

Resident George W. Bush says "now more than ever, Iraqizoids can know that tha Saddam Hussein regime is gone , will not be a coming back, and tha good 'ol U.S.A. is here to stay ferever."

"The regime tortured at home, promoted terror abroad and armed in secret," Bush said. "And now that it's invaded Iraq, has overthrown tha regime of Saddam. A few remaining Iraqnid holdouts still think that their country belongs to them... and these terrists are trying to prevent tha advance and order of freedom.... but we'll squish 'em. These killers are tha enemies of the Iraqish people. They operate mainly in a few square feet of the country. And wherever they operate, we's a hunting 'em. And they will be deflated. Our military forces have God on their side and are on tha offensive," Bush said.

Bush said that with the deaths of Saddam Hussein's sons "Odo and what's his name, tha careers of two of tha regime's chief big guys has came to an end. Now more than ever, all Iraqists can know that tha former real bad regime is gone. We are now in control of yer Oil, and we ain't never leavin." Bush said.

Bush spoke in the White House Rose Garden after a meeting with the new Master and Overloard of Iraq, Paul Bremer. Bush stressed what he says is "tha steady progress in establishin Iraq as tha 51st State and restoring total U.S. control over tha Iraqimites."

Earlier, Bush called the pair hated symbols of a brutal regime -- each responsible for "countless atrocities... which is why we had ta kill tha varmints. We don't bring ta trial outlaws like that... specially if they can reveal how our country backed their Pappy with Billions of dollars over tha years."