President Bush is a very EVIL man. Right now, he's hatched a scheme using military satellites hovering over North America to beam down radio waves into the brains of unsuspecting Democrats across the country subconsciously urging them to "Vote for Howard Dean!" in the primaries.

Bush is using these mind control techniques to manipulate Democrats into thinking Dean is the man they want to become our next President, even though everybody knows they really yearn for Dennis Kucinich. But the radio waves Bush is beaming into their heads are interfering with their thoughts, making it incredibly difficult for them to think about any other candidate besides Dean.

However, it was recently discovered that beanies equipped with little propellers (much like the one pictured above) helps scramble up all these radio waves, allowing millions of Democrats to vote for whomever they please.

A poll taken last week indicates that a whopping 99 out of every 100 Democrats wearing these beanies twenty four hours a day will vote for Kucinich in the Democratic Primary (as opposed to only 1 out of 100 who refuse to wear them)

Its clear that distributing millions of these beanies to Democrats across the land will help Kucinich not only become the Democratic Party nominee, but will aide him in his efforts to win the Office of the Presidency next year!

IF YOU SUPPORT KUCINICH, PLEASE DO YOUR PART IN GETTING YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, AND STRANGERS TO WEAR THESE BEANIES AT ALL TIMES TO BLOCK OUT THE RADIO WAVES THAT THE PRESIDENT IS BEAMING INTO THEIR HEADS!

MAKE HISTORY AND BECOME PART OF THE KUCINICH BEANIE BRIGADES POPPING UP AROUND THE COUNTRY!