To begin with, i officially refute the lie that i was lifted into my limousine by union people.

Secondly, for those who like to poke fun at my preference for McDonalds Big Macs and fried, let me say that everyone has got to eat something.

As for the rumor that i agreed to be a spokesman for their new middle-eastern franchises, that is absolutely not true!...exactly...

I'll explain that all later when the time is right.

These types of rumors are all designed to take away from my real important work and i want to assure you that i am concentrating hard to bring you a new documentary with plenty of questionable material.

Other than that, I'm enjoying my new role as a spokesman for you and thank you for your support.