A yanqui goon was carrying a large US flag in downtown San Fransisco the other day. “What’s with the flag?” I asked him. “I joined the marines two months ago and they promised that I would get to go to Iraq and kill some sand niggers. But now they’re telling me that I’m going to remain in the US. It really makes me mad that I won’t be able to kill some sand niggers, I was really looking forward to it,” he told me.

I called him a racist. He said, “You must be one of them protestor/traitors.” He told me to kiss the US flag he was holding. I refused. Then he threw a punch at me, but I blocked it and gave him a combination right-left and decked him.

Then his friend, who claimed to be a Navy Seal, attacked me from behind. I put my foot in his mouth. While the two were getting up off the ground I spit on them and said, “Now take your flag and stick it up your asses you stupid yanqui goons!”

Did you once finger a girl too? I bet you get loads of pussy. Ity was more likely you blew the seal. At a zoo.

if the first was a marine and second was a Seal (which I doubt) good for you. I support the war but not killing for the fun...could it be that the marines recognized that is why he joined and that is why he is here. If I was in a unit that is the last guy I would want to be around. I would hope he is guarding fences around area 51.

..."Marine" and "Seal" with "Girl Scout", I'd believe you.

Almost.

daveman, did you get those "Hee-Haw" tapes yet?

Time to swab the decks for the colonel fresca, don't get any slop on his shoes, and after that the boys in the navy want to see you down in the hole.