My fellow citizens whatever Saddam and his family is going to exile or not nobody can stop us now and we march in anyway because we have to find this ugly weapons which this stupid squad of Blix could not find by means of our bogus proofs. We will sure demonstrate the world how dangerous the Iraq was and how nice we are and by security we have proofs taken along with our trucks so we can find something without fail. In addition we have to assure and to protect the oil fields for the iraqi people. I ensure you we will not attack halfhearted like in Vietnam and 1991 but with might and main we will free the iraqi people - from their lives and we will accept only an total victory.

Have you take in?

The illegal war now has started and he was forced on me and my peaceloving folk. We have to be brave now as well we have to send back many bodybags. There only helps millionfold pray and shut up. Be alert and willing to make sacrifices. The ugly iraqi military has now cruelly take cover in cities and not positioned in the desert for a jolly dove-shooting. May God bless our country and all who defend her.

Your President of glory alliance