If I were Prez of the U.S.

If I were Prez of the U.S.,

Not Rep, not Sen., not Veep

The superpower of the U.S.

Would be unilateral, preemptive, and not cheap.

I'd command each thing, be it fair or foul.

With a huff and a puff, and a smirky scowl.

I'd nod my head

The world would dread

And the mountains shake

And old Europe quake

And all would do what I says

If...I ...if...I ..were Prez!

[What's that you say? Whaddaya mean ... I am Prez? You sure?]

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Wonderful World

Don't know much about historiology

Don't know much biolotony

Don't know much about a seance book

Don't know much about the spanish I took

But I do know that I rule you

And I know that if you obeyed me too

What a wonderful world I think this'd be

Don't know much about geographemetry

Don't know much triggerology

Don't know much about alhambra

Don't know what a slide rule is for

But I know that one and one is three

And if everyone listened to me

What a wonderful world I think this'd be

Now, I don't claim to be an D student

But I'm tryin' to be

For maybe by being an D student, dummy

I can win your vote for me

Don't know much about historiology

Don't know much biolotony

Don't know much about a seance book

Don't know much about the spanish I took

But I do know that I rule you

And I know that if you obeyed me too

What a wonderful world I think this'd be

Historiology

Biolotony

Seance book

Spanish I took

But I do know that I rule you

And I know that if you obeyed me too

What a wonderful world I think this'd be



Edward Thomas

Essex Junction VT

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