UK's Guardian reports 30 million protested this weekend//and how would CNN report this...

According to the UK's Guardian, over 30 million marched this weekend.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/antiwar/story/0,12809,897098,00.html

Let's see, how would CNN put it?

"Tens of pro-terrorist protestors tried to block the US liberation of Iraq, including many protestors bussed in by Iraq and other anti-American states. Meanwhile, let's go live to a record-breaking 100% turnout in Smallville USA, where a pro-America rally was held in support of the troops. Bob, in a truly remarkable turnout, all 20 on the townspeople showed up, isn't that correct?"

"Yes, June, the entire town came out despite worries about the code orange alert and winds up to 5 MPH. This is quite a turnout here in Smallville. Back to you..."