HOWEVER, we've found a way to make you FEEL safe, even if you won't really BE safe:

Kill Afghanis!



And Make no mistake: We'll KEEP KILLING AFGHANIS for as long as it takes. And if we've killed everyone in Afghanistan, and you still feel unsafe, then we'll start killing people in a new country, and so on...

UNTIL YOU FEEL SAFE.

And the great thing about carpet bombing with cluster bombs is that long after we're gone, the unexploded bomblets will KEEP KILLING people (especially children), helping you to feel safe even after our troops have returned home and CNN has returned to Gary Condit's house.

HOWEVER, we've found a way to make you FEEL safe, even if you won't really BE safe: Kill Afghanis!

And Make no mistake: We'll KEEP KILLING AFGHANIS for as long as it takes. And if we've killed everyone in Afghanistan, and you still feel unsafe, then we'll start killing people in a new country, and so on... UNTIL YOU FEEL SAFE.

And the great thing about carpet bombing with cluster bombs is that long after we're gone, the unexploded bomblets will KEEP KILLING people (especially children), helping you to feel safe even after our troops have returned home and CNN has returned to Gary Condit's house.

You shouldn't feel even one pang of guilt over any of this. Remember: it is your right as an American to feel safe. Remember: that's what the Evil Ones hate about us--our freedom to feel safe. But if you ever waiver and do start feeling a little guilty, remember that we are also showering Afghanistan with HUMANITARIAN AID:

Remember kids, it's important to know the difference between the American Bombs and the American Food scattered around your village!